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  • December 30, 2015
    A man in Schoeppingen, Germany, has died after he and two associates tries to rob a condom vending machine by blowing it up with explosives. I'm going to be honest, I thought robbing condom vending machines was a one-man job. Apparently he was hit in the head by a piece of de... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2015
    These are real Star Wars condoms (previously: these conceptual ones) you can order from Graphic Armor, a company that specializes in custom condom printing and not knight's armor painted with butts and penises like I imagined in my mind. So like, the actual condom you put on y... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2015
    This is a Jimmy Hats brand condom from the Fallout franchise that somebody made. Jimmy Hats appeared in Fallout II and came in three varieties, none of which is the gold version seen above. I'm assume the gold version gives the wearer +5 charisma for 20 minutes or until they ... / Continue →
  • September 19, 2012
    This is a video of Youtuber MrLaduj1 testing the durability of a Durex condom by blowing one up with Coke and Mentos. Who knew condoms could stretch so far? I did. *wink* Get it? Because my pecker's so giant. That's a lie though, I got it stuck inside a thimble once and ha... / Continue →
  • September 26, 2011
    These are a bunch of brand slogans that, when presented on condom wrappers (not unlike the ones I find all over the sidewalk when I'm walking the dogs) suddenly become double entendres. Magical, I know. Inevitable follow-ups: Pork. The Other White Meat. -- National Pork ... / Continue →
  • April 18, 2011
    The JustinCase (I see what you did there, I'm JustinOtsure how I feel about it) is an iPhone case with a special slide compartment made for a single, ultra-thin condom. Because if there's one thing an Apple fanboy needs, it's a single, ultra-thin condom. HIYO, skinny wieners ... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2010
    So apparently Warner Bros. is suing the Swiss manufacturer of 'Harry Popper' condoms for copyright infringement because the name's too similar to Harry Potter's. Personally, I don't see it. Wiener magic! Per questionable Google translation: The lawyer of the film Giant, "Ev... / Continue →
  • August 2, 2010
    This is a box of Streetfighter condoms. Except there's no way they're actually a licensed product and not just a bunch of worn ankle socks in a box. Regardless, this guy uses them exclusively. Fresh from an Asian country that has no respect for intellectual property laws (si... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2010
    This is a box of Game Boy themed wiener wrappers designed by artist/illustrator Ben Marsh. Each paper Game Boy comes filled with six cartridge-condoms to help prevent the spread of disease and crying babies. The handheld-themed packaging contains six pleasurable varieties of ... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2010
    No it's not either. It's like having a two-inch glowworm that never turns into a butterfly no matter how many times you wrap it in a toilet paper chrysalis and sing Circle of Life. NIGHT LIGHT [verydemotivational] Thanks to Nathan, whose member often gets mistaken for a glow... / Continue →