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  • October 19, 2011
    This the the Beautiful Mess chair. I know it looks like something treasure hunters hauled up from a shipwreck, but it's not -- it's a chair. It's made out of rubber or something and kind of unravels to form a lounger (picture of transformation after the jump). As awkward as ... / Continue →
  • July 4, 2011
    Note: Uncensored (and squeezable looking!) buttcheeks after the jump. So yeah, Avatar tattoo guy decided to get some Na'vi (NOT navy) blue stripes flaming out from between his buttcheeks, because that's a good look for a crazy person. Personally, I would have opted for a perm... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2011
    I wasn't allowed to watch Inception (NOT Conception, which is how you were accidentally made) because my mom said it would be far too complicated for me to understand and might make me unstable, but I did like the previews they showed on TV. I'm also into skin-care commercials... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2011
    Seen here blowing a load he's so f***ing happy about his purchase, Pocket Chair owner Steve P. shows off his choice of travel butt-rest. The ground? Please, that shit's for peasants! The Pocket Chair is a real $15 product that can allegedly support 250lbs before disappearing... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2011
    The invisible chair isn't actually invisible, you can still see the metal armature and, more than likely, the polyurethane film that you actually sit on. Still, I would get one and put a potted cactus underneath it for shock value. Then, after my friends (LOL!) have come over... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2011
    A suicidal naked man, obviously pissed he had no clean boxers, shot a SWAT robot with an AK-47 after it entered his home to check on him. Well you really can't blame him for that. Authorities said a man with several guns was suicidal and threatening authorities. Instead of ... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2010
    Claire Rowlands is a British woman who's ultra-pissed after the Google Street View car inadvertently captured a shot of her 3-year old son's bare asscheeks. Pfft, I played in the front yard naked till I was 17. She said: 'I just felt sick to my stomach when I saw the naked p... / Continue →
  • June 10, 2010
    Has your ass been acting up? Maybe you should consider punishing it with a little timeout in the Cactus Chair. You know, really make it sweat for a bit. Per designer Deger Cengiz: Cactus Chair is an experimentation to investigate the effect of visual data to the user's expe... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2010
    Because dogs shouldn't be the only ones with butt covers, somebody went and created Backtacular asscrack patches for ladies (link is NSFW). Classy, but I still prefer a girl with an eyepatch. Backtacular is a hypoallergenic, decorative, adhesive patch that is applied directly... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2010
    KegStools are $100 conversion kits that turn a keg (that you supply) into a barstool. At first I thought that by repeatedly sitting and standing you were pumping the keg, but the kit actually renders the keg untappable, making it the saddest thing I've ever seen. I don't want... / Continue →