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  • June 11, 2015
    Alternatively, open them all separately in half the time it takes to set this up. This is a video of a guy and five friends using a folding ruler to open five beer bottles simultaneously. Physics! They all seem super excited when it actually happens, leading me to believe th... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2013
    This is a short video of two bros opening a beer with a thrown Frisbee. How many takes did they have to do? No clue, but it does look it spilled a decent amount of beer, making it perfect for those times you didn't want to drink a whole bottle anyways. 'Just pour half on the... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2011
    If you're like me you make gin in the bathtub. It does the trick, but more often than not you end up with a bottle with pubes and a washcloth in it. Plus it tastes like apricot facial scrub. Enter the $1,900 Synergy Home Beer Brewing System. It's not your granpappy's moonsh... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2011
    Did somebody say beer pong and taco night? This is a travel beer pong table decorated with a bunch of epoxied Pokémon cards by Tom Sejkora's. DAMMIT TOM, GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT -- DID YOU HAVE ME OVER TO PLAY BEER PONG OR POKEMON? Twister?! You know I'm down. My inspirati... / Continue →
  • February 15, 2011
    This is an animated gif of Leia handing a beer up to Luke after a long flight in his X-wing. I say after because I don't care how much Force you can harness, your ass is gonna crash into an asteroid if you drink too many before getting behind the wheel stick. Isn't that right... / Continue →
  • January 31, 2011
    Ah, mother nature, you never cease to amaze. Except when animals at the zoo have sex right in front of me, then you disgust me to the point of having to look away while I blindly film it with my camera-phone. You know, for posterity. This is a video of an octopus climbing ou... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2010
    This is a video of a mini-fridge that's been modded to launch beers when instructed by an iPhone application. You can even choose from four different flavors (as long as they're Budweiser products). What, did I pass out last night and sleep till 2050?!?! This is the maiden v... / Continue →
  • July 15, 2010
    The BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt from ThinkGeek is a $20 tee with incorporated bottle opener. I assume BeerBot is supposed to be a copyright-free version of Bender, but I could be wrong. But you're so handsome. Am I STILL wrong? Never been wronger, butterface! ThinkGeek Pr... / Continue →
  • July 8, 2010
    Now I know what you're thinking, "PR2? I think I saw that in the theater -- I hate sequels". And that may be true, but I'm not referring to PR2 the fictitious movie sequel, I'm talkin' bout the beer-fetching robot, yo. Great idea, right? No. Don't come crying to me when yo... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2009
    This is a Polaroid camera made out of LEGO. It's cute. If you point and clicked it at an aborigine, it would steal their soul. And I would buy that soul from you to complete my soul necklace. Then I would use the combined power of said necklace and custom f***-up boots to d... / Continue →