Results for "battle to the sadness"

• Egyptian Man To Fight Lion, Revive Tourism

  June 14, 2011

  Seen here with a previous conquest (which may or may yes be an 'I Love You' edition Build-A-Bear), al Sayed al Essawy, the self-proclaimed world's strongest man (despite never competing in those contests I've seen on ESPN) plans to fight a 10-year old, 500-lb lion in front of t... / Continue →
• Episode III, Revenge Of The Seniors: Old Man Lightsaber Duel In France

  February 24, 2011

  "Luuuuuuuuke -- Uncle Owen is drunk and picking lightsaber fights again!" This is a video of the lightsaber duel between two old Frenchies that ensues after one drunkenly drives his tractor over the other's prized tauntaun or something. Honestly, I have no idea WTF is going o... / Continue →
• Battle Of The Lords: Vader Versus Voldemort

  November 23, 2010

  This is a little chart sizing up Lord Vader vs. Lord Voldemort in the battle of dark lords. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE, WHO WILL WIN? SPOILER: Voldemort. WTF? Vader Vs. Voldemort [buzzfeed] Thanks to Erica93, who could whip both their monkey asses and still have time to beat up ... / Continue →
• Epic Dinosaur Duel Not As Epic As I Imagined

  January 28, 2010

  These are two dueling dinos as imagined by deviantARTist IsisMasshiro. As you might be able to tell, it looks less like an epic dino-fight and more like a moderate catfight. Which, true story, two women got into at the bar last weekend. Now I'm not saying I was encouraging t... / Continue →
• Who Will Win?: Bruce Lee Vs. Iron Man

  March 26, 2009

  This is a short stop-motion video of Bruce Lee and Iron Man duking it out. Now I don't want to ruin it for you, but I will say there are hobbits involved. Intrigued? Choose your own adventure! If you decide to watch the movie, turn to page 68, if you decide not to watch, tu... / Continue →
• Oh Grow Up: Flat Worms Fencing....Sexually

  March 17, 2009

  I know, I know, I should grow up. I just can't help myself. At least not when there's penis fencing involved. Superficial Writer, en garde! Youtube Thanks to LeftRIGHTleft, a college champion in Tit Kwon Do.... / Continue →
• Light Saber Umbrellas: Battle Sith Lords, Women And Wetness At The Same Time

  January 28, 2009

  These $40 Light Saber Umbrellas are the first to combine the coolness of staying dry when it's raining with the incredible sadness of wielding a nonfunctional lightsaber out in public. That said, I take mine everywhere. Wow, is it just me or is it raining lady-killer in here?... / Continue →
• Google Street View Catches Epic Battle

  January 27, 2009

  Fess up, which two of you is this? Google Maps Thanks to jonah, Wesche and dave, who all swear it isn't them.... / Continue →