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  • February 17, 2015
    This is the felt R2-D2 purse made and sold by Etsy shop krukrustudio ($185). It measures 17-inches (~43-cm) tall and 7.5-inches (~19-cm) in diameter and is even lined with what appear to be blueprints from the Death Star. I felt(!) like that was a nice touch. Remember when ... / Continue →
  • July 25, 2012
    Because the internet is running drier than a cat's tongue, here's a Chewbacca-centric post featuring a themed messenger bag (ThinkGeek product site HERE), armpit tattoo, and "sexy" Chewbacca cosplay. "Jesus, GW." Haha, I know man -- it's BAD. Unless something magical appears... / Continue →
  • July 20, 2012
    You might wanna get that hand looked at brobro. This is a custom skull-shaped purse made by Etsy seller Griffin Leather. It's the perfect size for toting around your favorite skull of a slain enemy. Also makes a great accessory for witches! Seriously ladies, enough with the... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2011
    That's gonna feel great in your ass. Apparently tactical pants are a real thing. Personally, I think MacGyver would argue any pair of pants can be tactical with the right tools in your pockets, but what do I know? I'm just an ex-CIA operative a guy who cut a hole in a pair o... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2011
    I thought God invented bananas with peels so we wouldn't have to put them in bags. But what do I know? I'm just a guy who made a cucumber salad after his roommate used it as a buttplug. NOT COOL, DEREK. I'm afraid to even ask what he did to my string cheese. While the trial... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2010
    Pfft, I was smoking LEGO blocks before they even looked like weed. Lego-Marijuana [nerdcore] via This Thing Looks Like That Thing of the Day [thedailywhat]... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2010
    A handbag made to look like a little wiener with giant danglies. And if you think there isn't a butthole sewn on the back you have another thing coming! (Namely, a picture of a butthole sewn on the back). I was tickled all shades of pink when I saw this intentionally perve... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2010
    The Baggy Winecoat is a $58 purse for your wine. It's basically a glorified box and that's a-okay with me because I'll drink out of anything with alcohol in it. Including, and not just limited to: your liver. You think I won't drug you and cut that thing out? I've sold orga... / Continue →
  • March 15, 2010
    The Dew Quiver iPod Shoulder Strap looks like a messenger bag's shoulder strap BUT THERE'S NO BAG ATTACHED! All the stuff it totes it totes INSIDE ITSELF. Just like a kangaroo! Except more like a hollow shoulder strap. Alright, in all seriousness, this thing is the fanny... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2010
    Poopsenders.com is a service that allows you to send bags of animal feces to people you don't like. I assume it was created by a zoo employee because it's not just cow dung that's available, you can also opt for elephant and gorilla scat in quart and gallon sizes ($13-$24). I... / Continue →