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  • December 8, 2009
    That's not even Pikachu, that's a stoned-ass Garfield with no stripes after eating a whole pan of lasagna (LOL -- he loves that stuff!). Oh -- and to the maker: there comes a time in everyone's life when you realize your own limitations and focus on working within them. That ... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2009
    There's no way you can read that even if you do have ultra-laser vision (jealous!) so click HERE to see the full size chart. Then, feel free to share what you discovered about your own online girlfriend in the comments. But I guarantee at least 9 out of 8 of you are dating du... / Continue →
  • November 30, 2009
    This is a video of a dancing robot girl that was shot (the footage, not the robot -- unfortunately) during the very disturbing (and fundamentally wrong) ROBO-ONE GATE Dance Competition. A dancing robot competition? Really? That's it, I'm heading to the moon. The 6th ROBO-... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2009
    I don't care if it looks like a turd with a tail, I would still eat it BECAUSE I'M NOT WASTEFUL. The Geekologie Writer's plate is always a happy plate. With dinosaurs on it. And, sometimes, second helpings. Turkey Cake Fail [failblog] Thanks to Aisha, who had thirds one ti... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2009
    Listen, as long as you're human I firmly believe you should be able to kiss and have relations and relationships with whoever you want (provided they feel the same about you). I don't care if you're black, brown, yellow, blue, red, white, clear, striped, dotted, Canadian, from... / Continue →
  • June 10, 2009
    Well folks, based on the tips I've been getting, it looks like today might turn into Robot Apocalypse Awareness Day (RAAD -- which is ironic, because this is far from the power of sick). Long story short: it's probably best to empty your bowels now. So, apparently the Israeli... / Continue →
  • June 5, 2009
    If so, you're in luck because the $70 Jabba the Hutt Supreme Edition costume is just that. Jesus, I'd hate to see what the non-supreme edition looks like. Become one of the richest gangsters of a Galaxy Far, Far Away with the Jabba the Hutt Supreme Edition Costume! This full-... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2009
    Wow, they're not even trying to make them look cute anymore. The Japanese born ROBOTOPS is a construction robot whose name is spelled in all caps because IT MEANS BUSINESS. The killing business. The four-legged, two-armed robot is actually a kind of automated mobile crane w... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2009
    Just in time for the new movie, Toys-Я-Us is selling $13 T-600 (looks more like a T-6 if you ask me) costumes for children. I mean, it's not even Halloween. You let your kid run around the neighborhood with this thing on and it's game over, man! Wait, that was Aliens. Anyw... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2009
    In Boston Dynamics' unending quest to cut humanity's reign on earth short, the company continues to develop new robotic death machines. In this case, a climber named RiSE (who I have briefly touched on before). As is evident from the video, the apocalyptic bastard makes prett... / Continue →