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  • April 28, 2015
    This is a video of Youtuber Buddy Crotty lulling his crying baby daughter back to sleep with the sound of Darth Vader's breathing. It's pretty effective. When I was a baby my parents used to lull me to sleep with the sound of heavy metal and now I can't go to a concert withou... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2015
    Because those 'It's A Boy' bubblegum cigars aren't for everyone, this is a shot of the tattoo 20-year old Christien Sechrist got to celebrate the birth of his son, Perseus. Christien insists he has no regrets about the tattoo and would do it again given the opportunity. Hey -... / Continue →
  • February 26, 2015
    Because you're that parent, this is a baby bottle that looks like a little beer bottle. Available for pre-order from Fred & Friends for $12, the Lil Lager Baby Bottle makes the perfect intro into beer for your youngster. After all, it's only a couple more years before they ca... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2015
    These are the results of new mother and Imgurian Unicornreality using a virtual makeup app on her 7-week old son, Gabriel. I'm not even sure what else to say, except I absolutely have to have that app. UPDATE: Apparently the app is Perfect365 - One-Tap Makeover, and it is m... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2015
    This is the Jaws themed baby bed built by sculptor Joseph Reginella for his friends who were expecting a baby. You're gonna need a bigger boat. Pretty awesome. You know what kind of bed I had as a kid? None, I never slept -- I've been awake my whole life. On my fifth birth... / Continue →
  • November 21, 2014
    This is a video of Uncle Chris changing a diaper. He's already gagging before the diaper is even off. And I don't blame him, based on the sag in the back of that diaper it looks like it's rated for 4-ounces and has six pounds of shit in it. Keep going for the video.... / Continue →
  • October 6, 2014
    This is a short video of a bunch of baby sea turtles being released to scamper down into the ocean on Lankayan Island in Malaysian Borneo. Fun fact: did you know the sex of baby sea turtles depends on the temperature of the sand they're incubated in? Higher temperatures decre... / Continue →
  • September 30, 2014
    This is a video of two baby owls investigating the Go-Pro camera someone focused on their nest after their mom left to go find food for them. They are very curious. Plus bug-eyed. I hope in my next life I come back as an owl. "Who says you're getting another life?" I KNOW ... / Continue →
  • September 26, 2014
    This is an oldschool style baby carriage decked out with a Doctor Who TARDIS theme. Does anybody still use those oldschool carriages anymore? Now strollers are all super fancy and cost hundreds of dollars (I was on a baby shower registry). When I was a kid I didn't even have... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2014
    Do my balls work? Are my sperm swimming? Could my girlfriend get pregnant? These are all questions I am confident the answer to is no. I have been toasting my nuts with a laptop 14 hours a day for far too long for there to be anything alive down there. My balls are like a ... / Continue →