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  • June 17, 2013
    This is a homemade money shredding alarm clock (previously: a conceptual one). After the alarm goes off you have ten seconds to disable it before the thing starts eating your money. I mean, provided you were actually foolish enough to put money in it in the first place. I'd ... / Continue →
  • March 21, 2013
    Sleep If U Can is a $2 iPhone app that requires you to get out of bed and go take the exact same picture as you previously set as your wake up shot in order to turn the alarm off. Something like the bathroom sink or toilet. Me? I make mine a picture of my bed cover and compl... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2012
    You ever tried to steal somebody's briefcase before? It's not that hard if you have one that looks identical. If you don't have one that looks identical, things get trickier. You may need to fill a gym-sock full of pennies and brain them from behind. Enter the Super Safe Su... / Continue →
  • May 31, 2011
    Have trouble getting up in the morning? Congratulations, you're human. Also, possibly depressed. JOIN THE CLUB. The You probably don't own a rocketship anyways! This is an alarm clock that slowly shreds paper money if you don't get up to turn it off. It's n... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2010
    ADT recently ran a marketing campaign in Chile in which they slid pop-up boxes under people's apartment doors to make them think somebody was in their place while they were gone. Scare tactics -- I like it! When not held flat, the boxes pop open to a cube, allowing them to be... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2010
    The Wasabi Fire Detector alerts you to the danger of fire with the smell of delicious condimentation. Provided you can smell it over all the smoke. And remembered to replace the batteries after you took them out that time you accidentally burnt a bag of popcorn. Actually, th... / Continue →
  • February 15, 2010
    Haha, how many of you actually tried? I did, and I didn't even screw up once. I mean, not to brag or anything but: TOY BOAT, TOY BOAT, TOY BOYT, TOY BOYT, TWOY BOYT!! Awh, shit. Do-over? Totally minimal block of wood with digital numbers floating across the surface. These... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2009
    I've been thinking for years how badly the world needs a $30 LEGO clock radio, so why it took so long to finally make one is beyond me. Also, quantum physics, I don't those either. The LEGO Clock Radio is ten times the size of an original LEGO brick with knobs that work as vo... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2009
    The world's largest alarm clock is actually the sun, but I'll look past that for the sake of this scary bitch, who's convinced he's made the largest. Now I don't want to ruin the video for you, but there is absolutely no way he originally designed that as an alarm. The World'... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2009
    The Sonic Bomb alarm clock is powerful enough to raise the dead. Why? For one, it comes with a 113dB alarm (louder than a jackhammer). But if that's not enough to wake you from your beauty fugly rest, it also flashes a bedside lamp on and off and has a 12-volt bed vibrator. ... / Continue →