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CLONE THEM: Dino Feathers Found In Amber

Paleontologists in Canada have discovered a treasure trove of dinosaur feathers (I know -- it's still hard for me to believe too) trapped in amber that should...
September 16, 2011

Study: Early Humans And Neanderthals Sexed

Picture related: sexy-time. One look at me and it may come as no surprise, but according to a recent study by an international team of scientists, there's...
July 19, 2011

Finally, A Color Nightvision Video Camera

You know what the biggest problem with nightvision cameras is? They make your sex tape look like shit. If I wanted to see two green, googly-eyed aliens...
March 3, 2011

Of Course There Is: Sexy Chewbacca Costume

Wrapping up my hard-hitting exposé on "there is a sexy version of every costume" comes this Chewbacca getup from sessywear purveyor Yandy. YOW YOW YANDY, YOW YOW!...
October 7, 2010

Obvious Combo: Sexy Transformer Costumes

Because there's no such thing as a costume you can't sexify, here's Optimus Prime and Bumblebee in "Sexy Adult Costume" versions. Nice, but there better not be...
September 13, 2010

Just Keep Her, Please!: Fat Princess IRL

Note: Uncensored picture is after the jump but cannot be unseen and will almost certainly pop into your head the next time you're trying to perform for...
September 11, 2010

Sexy Time!: Stripper Poles For The Elderly

Is there anything sexier than a grandma strip-dancin'? Yes, every single thing in the world including being compacted to death in the back of a garbage truck....
July 19, 2010

Let's Get It On!: MMA 'Throwdown' Caged Bed

Let's not kid ourselves: you can't watch mixed martial arts without getting aroused. So why not move those amorous feelings to the bedroom with a cage fighting...
July 16, 2010

Remember To Play Safe: Game Boy Condoms

This is a box of Game Boy themed wiener wrappers designed by artist/illustrator Ben Marsh. Each paper Game Boy comes filled with six cartridge-condoms to help prevent...
July 2, 2010

.XXX Domain Names Finally Get Approved

Finally, you can start that pr0n site you've always wanted and slap on a .xxx domain designation (i.e. http://www.dinoassbiting.xxx). I just pre-registered like 40 sites! (38 dino,...
June 25, 2010