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  • September 3, 2014
    This is the Zombie Hoodie available from ThinkGeek ($50 -- even for a XXXL!). It has a zip-up face mask complete with see-through eye holes and a breathable mouth. That way you can see where you're going and not pass out while you're chasing kids off your lawn on Halloween. ... / Continue →
  • October 30, 2013
    I know I posted that unicorn cake earlier but then this zombie horse one showed up in my inbox (I thought it was boner pill spam at first) and I just need to get it out of my system so there are no more equine cakes to post tomorrow. Created by the Tattooed Bakers for the open... / Continue →
  • October 18, 2013
    This is a video of Jack Vale asking strangers to take his picture. Little do they know they're actually about to watch a pre-recorded video of Jack standing there with a creepy little zombie girl passing between them. I dunno, unless the girl was superimposed into the actual ... / Continue →
  • November 27, 2012
    A group of flamingos isn't actually called a gaggle, by the way. I just said that because I don't know what a group of flamingos is called. Fine, FINE -- I'll look it up. So according to a bunch of those stupid 'answer my question' websites a group of flamingos can be called ... / Continue →
  • July 17, 2012
    This is a taxidermied zombie head gumball machine. I'm not sure where you're supposed to put your quarter, but I think we can all agree 25-cents is a little steep for a single little gumball. They aren't even the big ones! I would only pay a nickel, tops. Plus nibble on tha... / Continue →
  • July 6, 2012
    *pointing at self* This kind of zombie, that's who. You hear that, Chompy? Now we can be together FOREVER. This is Megan's zombie t-rex head tattoo. I plan on luring him to me with a bunch of brains piled under a big cardboard box. Then, pulling the stick that's holding t... / Continue →
  • June 5, 2012
    Note: Guy with gun at 2:00. Monopolizing on the recent outbreaks of undead, this is a video of a guy chasing the hell out of people pretending to be a brain-eating zombie. He gets them pretty good. Now I'm not saying I would have shot the dude, but I wouldn't have because I'... / Continue →
  • March 28, 2012
    This is a mounted zombie head hunting trophy from artist Andrew Martin of Monster Caesar Studios. As you can see, it's pretty life-like. Or, should I say, undead-like. "You shouldn't say anything." I...should probably just stop talking. The trophy is available for $400 and... / Continue →
  • February 29, 2012
    Hey ladies -- want to make my roommate cry for $10? it look like your garters are tearing the flesh from your legs? Pfft, who doesn't? ME. I don't wear stockings, I wear tights. That way I can get away without wearing underwear. But enough about my sexy-f***in' ass -- intr... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2011
    Now that -- that's the look of a happy dog. Zombie Poodle [boingboing] Thanks to Birknasty, who agrees this is why we can't have nice things.... / Continue →
  • October 25, 2011
    This is a homemade crawling R/C car zombie. The way it moves is just...terrifying. If I saw that thing crawling through a neighbor's lawn after dark there's no doubt in my mind I'd f***ing stomp it into pieces. Oooooooooooor run screaming. Fight or flight, you know? Darwin... / Continue →
  • October 17, 2011
    Look at this guy. You wanna look like this guy? Of course not, nobody in their right mind (or even a zombie's!!!!1) would. Even he doesn't want to, but we've all gotta play with the cards we're dealt (or whisper to the dealer you have a gun). This is a $15 beanie with two r... / Continue →
  • August 21, 2011
    Note: Entire worthwhile series after the jump. You know what they say: a couple that slays together, stays together. No? Nobody says that? Well I just did. "You also just said you'd kill everyone in the room for a Butterfinger Blizzard." I know, and I meant it. Shit, I'd... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2010
    This is a $60 hoodie from ThinkGeek that makes it look like you've just been attacked by a zombie and your brain's falling out the back of your head. The blood and slash effects aren't too realistic, but it's probably for the best since you don't actually want anybody calling ... / Continue →
  • October 25, 2010
    Note: Video of the ankle-twisting action is after the jump. Seen here before the swelling makes his leg look like a marshmallow, dance competition contestant Daniel managed to break a leg while performing the undead male dance at Blizzcon 2010. Dammit Daniel, you'll never mak... / Continue →
  • August 30, 2010
    Note: I had to cut the graphic so ti wouldn't spill out of your monitor and onto your keyboard. Click HERE to see the whole thing. This is a brief history of Marvel comics in the style of an informational graphic. It's only appropriate that the history is illustrated because... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2010
    Looking for a new game to play to determine who gets to ride shotgun/pay the bar tab/go for the ugly girl? Well move over, paper-rock-scissors, there's a new hand gesture based game in town! Enter Monkey-Pirate-Robot-Ninja-Zombie. What, no Vampire?! Monkey * Monkey... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2010
    I don't buy it. I know for a fact you'd spend at least half that pie trying convince your girlfriend it's her last chance to have sex before she's "an undead flesh-bag". Which -- God you have a way with words. I'd do you if I were her. Things I Would Do During A Zombie Apoc... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2010
    NOTE: Full-res pic HERE. Sure we've already seen some zombified Disney princesses, but what about the dudes? Yes, what about the dudes? To answer that question, here's a group of mixed nuts. Well, what do you think? I think Cinderella and Belle might actually BE zombies, t... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2010
    This is a comic by Tim Buckley appropriately titled 'This is How the World Ends'. It bears a striking resemblance to 'GW Vs. the Volcano' except that one didn't have any robots in it CAUSE I'D ALREADY KILLED THEM ALL. And that, my friends, is how the world really ends: GW blo... / Continue →