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  • August 6, 2014
    This is the Motoped Survival Bike Black Ops Edition. It's the perfect vehicle for getting around during the zombie apocalypse. I mean, provided you can't score a tank. Or a hot air balloon. Or a boat. If you're in the woods hunting zombies though, it's perfect. If you're ... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2014
    This is a series by DeviantARTist Kasami-Senei of animated Disney stars reimagined as zombie killing survivors from The Walking Dead. I...am having a hard time believing any of these folks would last very long in the event of a zombie apocalypse. I'm also having a hard time g... / Continue →
  • November 12, 2013
    This is the $40 Walking Dead themed Monopoly game available from ThinkGeek (plus a ton of other places you're welcome to search yourself because I'm not Santa). It plays exactly like Monopoly, but with a zombie apocalypse theme. There's also a Risk game. You want them? Cool,... / Continue →
  • September 12, 2013
    Because college has become less of a place to prepare yourself for a realistic future and more of a place to dig yourself into debt for 4+ years, The University of California Irvine is offering an eight week zombie survival course using The Walking Dead as its basis. Obviously... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2013
    Slingshot aficionado and addictive-voiced Joerg Sprave is back at it, this time with a custom made arrowhead that has two little knives that flip out from the point after entering a zombie's skull FOR MAXIMUM CEREBRAL DESTRUCTION. Maybe not as destructive as an arrowhead with ... / Continue →
  • September 6, 2013
    This is a shot of the fallout bunker built in 1978 below 3970 Spencer Street in Las Vegas. Above ground is a normal looking two story house. But 26-feet below the home (accessed via hidden elevator or stairs) is a 15,200-square foot basement room containing another full house... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2013
    This is the full back zombie apocalypse tattoo reader Zomboner recently had finished. It took 53-hour under the gun over the span of the last year to complete and is definitely not the sort of thing you want staring back at you when you're going at it doggy style. I actually ... / Continue →
  • August 7, 2013
    What are we gonna use for currency after the zombie apocalypse arrives? Will it just be a barter system? My roommate says we're gonna use human teeth but he's one of the stupidest people I know. This is the Zombucks™ Walker 1 oz silver round. They cost $22 and feature a zom... / Continue →
  • August 1, 2013
    University of Ottawa mathematics professor Robert J. Smith? (who really spells his name with a ? at the end because he's A F***ING WEIRDO eccentric) has developed an equation for the rate of zombie transmission. And that equation is (bN)(S/N)Z = bSZ, not to be confused with B(... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2013
    ThinkGeek is selling these $20 ceramic zombie garden gnomes and zombie fighters. They made the perfect temporary addition to your lawn before some neighborhood teens steal them and smash them in the street a block away. Personally, I'm just going to sign up for a pottery clas... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2013
    I meant to post this video when it came out late last week but I have a little something my doctor likes to call "a really serious issue" and I forget things sometimes. So I'm sorry if you've already seen this, but not too much because you're usually a jerk to me anyways. Thi... / Continue →
  • February 12, 2013
    A hacker in Montana (apparently they exist) is being blamed for compromising the local emergency alert system and broadcasting on KRTV and the CW that there have been reports of undead bodies rising from the grave. They weren't though, it was just a hoax. Or -- or -- DID it a... / Continue →
  • December 3, 2012
    "Come at me." Seen here with a pretty sick belt buckle, an old man shows off a UTAS UTS-15 pump-action shotgun. It looks like something out of a movie about space marines. The boomstick has two magazine tubes that each hold 7 shells apiece, plus one in the chamber for a tota... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2012
    I know this isn't the first zombie themed paintball experience, but whatever, it's getting close to Halloween and I'm trying to SET THE MOOD. *lighting romantic candles on dinner table* Help yourself to some boxed wine -- the Spaghetti O's should be ready any minute. Ron McC... / Continue →
  • September 7, 2012
    The Department of Homeland Security is encouraging citizens to be prepared for a zombie outbreak, not because they think there's going to be one, but because they think the preparations you'd make for zombies are similar to those you'd make for a natural disaster or terrorist a... / Continue →
  • March 7, 2012
    This is the $40 Dead-On Annihilator Superhammer, a zombie apocalypse survival tool that looks like a cross between a hammer, crowbar and robot dildo railroad spike. But oh no -- IT'S SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT. Kidding, just a little bit more. It makes a wicked anti-zombie device... / Continue →
  • January 25, 2012
    This isn't the first time we've seen a chainsaw bayonet on a rifle, but it is the first time we've seen a commercially available one specifically for zombie slaying. Introducing the DoubleStar Zombie-X AK-47. It means business. Me? I mean pleasure. The DoubleStar Zombie-... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2011
    This is a series of "bleeding" zombie targets made by Zombie Industries. They can allegedly stand up to 1,000 rounds and are made of biodegradable "flesh" and pockets of pink blood that ooze when hit. They come in eight different styles, cost $90 ($100 for the ex-wife zombie ... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2011
    This is the Zombie Bottle, a zombie apocalypse survival kit in a shotgun bottle. The kit contains a 6" braining spike, ear plugs (because why would you want to hear them coming?), a wound cleansing kit, two band-aids, a chocolate candy and a now-broken bottle. $15 gets you tw... / Continue →
  • November 22, 2011
    Note: Full-res, easier-to-read version of the pamphlet HERE. This is the Vagabond, a conceptual mobile shelter and winner of Bustler's annual Zombie Apocalypse Safe House competition. It's based on the shell of an armadillo and NOT a turtle, which would have been an even wi... / Continue →