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Zapping Long Distance: Taser Grenades

Unpleated khakis FTW! Seen here looking suspiciously like a vibrator, an employee of Taser International shows off the company's latest creation -- a 50,000-volt taser grenade. Oh,...
April 7, 2011

Scientists Develop Actual Thinking Cap

SMART KITTY IS SMART. Also, probably gonna run away. Tired of bein' all stupid? Ditto. My brain's sloopy as a mofro. But now a group of Australian...
February 10, 2011

Scientists Say 'Sex Chips' Are Coming Soon

Sex chips. My God, what if they come in honey bbq flavor? The chip works by sending tiny shocks from implanted electrodes in the brain. Neurosurgery professor...
December 24, 2008

Oh Man, I NEED One: Duckhunt Hunting Hat

Man with one of these I wouldn't feel so out of place shooting the bull with the "colorful locals" (read: rednecks) in town. A pixelated duck being...
May 22, 2008

Duck Hunt Lamp Is Looking Zappertastic

Based on the picture quality this thing could have been made 450 years ago. But I doubt it because the Nintendo Zapper and Duck Hunt didn't exist...
May 6, 2008

A Vision Of The Future: Robots With Lasers

These Kondo KHR-1HV robots are all rocking lasers for a world domination training exercise poorly disguised as the Blazer robot tournament in Fukuoka City, Japan. The little...
April 24, 2008