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  • April 15, 2013
    Cow Wow Cereal Milk is a line of milk that tastes like it's already had cereal marinating in it. They come in six different flavors representing six different kinds of cereal, including: Chocolate Chip Cathy, Fruity Trudy, Honey Beatrice, Cinny Minny, Peanut Butter Bessie, and... / Continue →
  • November 28, 2012
    This is a series of cookie cutters from SUCK UK that create little dinosaur body parts that can be assembled into 3-D dino cookies AND JAMMED DOWN MY PIEHOLE. I'm going to eat so many I puke and pass out! Then do it again when I wake up. Or, should I say, IF I wake up. I mi... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2012
    Inspired by these dino heels I posted a while ago, Instructables editor mikeasaurus decided to make his own. And these are the result. Want to make your own? Just follow his Instructable! Soon we're all gonna be walking around in dino heels being all sexy and saying things ... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2010
    I leave my iPhone on the back of the toilet tank because I'm working on 3-starring all the Angry Bird levels while I sit on the john. So yeah, think twice before you borrow somebody else's phone -- your mouth is probably an inch away from shit particulate. [Insert transition ... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2010
    How bad do you like spoiling your kids? $15,000 edible gingerbread playhouse bad? If you answered "yes", congratulations, your children are gonna grow up to be monsters. If you answered, "oh hell no -- I even lick the spatula right in front of them!", great, there's hope for... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2010
    This is a little graphic depicting God of War III's nutritional facts as imagined by Gary Hodges. And, as expected, it's pretty much everything you need to grow up strong and healthy. Suck it, Flintstones vitamins! Just kidding -- you know how you can't open a Tic-Tac box wi... / Continue →
  • March 6, 2010
    This is a glacier "bleeding" delicious primordial ooze (high-res shot HERE) it picked up a couple million years ago. You all know what that means, don't you? I'm gonna chug a Big Gulp-full and turn into a ninja turtle! Roughly 2 million years ago, the Taylor Glacier sealed... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2009
    Apparently "20 hard-boiled eggs wrapped in bacon and covered in sausage meat and breading, baked whole." Damn. If the internet really is a series of tubes (and I suspect it is) then this is just the thing to clog its arteries. Oh -- oh -- could it be? Am I really mastering ... / Continue →
  • October 6, 2009
    Looks legit to me. Picture [ozozo] Thanks to Jessica, who doesn't care if there's rat fur in the pizza, she's going.... / Continue →
  • September 28, 2009
    This set of Constructive Eating Kids' Utensils costs $20 but some of the proceeds go to funding health services for children. So that's cool. Plus, heavy machinery, how can you go wrong? BEEP BEEP -- back that thing up and dump some mashed potatoes IN MY MOUTH! Transform me... / Continue →
  • July 16, 2009
    To celebrate Bill Cosby's birthday on July 12th, artist Andrew Salamone made a portrait of the comedian using Jell-O shots. Which, I think we can all agree, is a fitting tribute. Does he still do those commercials? Damn, now I want a Jell-O Pudding Pop. Do they still make t... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2009
    Well if those aren't the happy faces of three urine-guzzling fools, I don't know what are. At the international space station, it was one small sip for man and a giant gulp of recycled urine for mankind. Astronauts aboard the space station celebrated a space first on Wedne... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2009
    What Google Maps was made for, or what Google Maps was made for? God, I love geography. Hit the jump for a zoomier picture.... / Continue →
  • May 9, 2009
    Twitter user wildflourbakery went and made a fail whale cake for the Lawrence, Kansas Tweet Up. And I can safely say I have no idea what I just typed. Tweet Up? Fail whale? I AM ALL WIN FISH, SON! Hit the jump for a couple more shots and another, different fail whale cake.... / Continue →
  • May 6, 2009
    That's right, a team at Warwick University have developed a race car that's made out of vegetables and runs on chocolate. Of course, gumdrops and licorice sticks would have been cooler, but hey, you work with what you've got. The racer isn't legal to race in the F3-series as ... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2009
    Hungry? Yeah, but are you whole chicken in a can hungry? That's right folks, Sweet Sue's Canned Whole Chicken (without giblets) is an entire cooked chicken in a can (a big one). Equally perfect for camping trips or throwing up everywhere! Hit the jump to see an uncanning in... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2009
    Truthfully, I rarely go to Denny's because I prefer IHOP's Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity combo (two eggs, two bacon strips, two pork sausage links and two buttermilk pancakes crowned with cool strawberry or your choice of fruit compote and whipped topping). But I may make a chan... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2009
    Just for the summer (unless they're hugely popular) Pepsi is producing Mountain Dew and Pepsi 'Throwback', which both contain natural sugar instead of that high fructose maize (I'm part Cherokee) syrup bullshit. The first thing I noticed was how smooth the carbonated soda went... / Continue →
  • April 24, 2009
    Ha, what line? Yes, Bakon is bacon flavored vodka. Yes, it's real. Yes, it's only available in Washington, Idaho, Montana and Oregon right now. Yes, I want to try it. Yes, I want to pour it on a stripper. No, I don't want to lick it off. Hit the jump for recipes and a ... / Continue →
  • April 24, 2009
    Meat Cards are business cards with your info burnt into them using a 150 watt CO2 laser. They are far superior to card stock for obvious reasons (read: meat and lasers). Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredi... / Continue →