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  • March 10, 2014
    This is the $1,200 'Slap It' lamp designed by artist Joseph Begley. You can pinch it or slap it to turn it on and off. Me? I'm gonna TAP DAT. Know what I'm saying? I don't even know what I'm saying. You ever motorboated an ass before? Because I have. Plus one time at th... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2013
    My ceiling fan has the same remote! Meet the $160 We-Vibe 4 couples vibrator. It provides stimulation for both the man and woman during sex. Basically, the vibrating part that looks like a little squid head goes inside, while the part that looks like a Wii nunchuck rests out... / Continue →
  • October 25, 2013
    I knew I should have taken that class. In 'one good reason to go to college' news, a graduate teacher's assistant in the business department at the University of Iowa accidentally sent her entire class screencaps from a nude video chat with her boyfriend instead of the study g... / Continue →
  • October 25, 2013
    The Tweeting Bra is a bra that tweets every time its clasp is unclasped. What does it tweet? Not sure, but hopefully, "HIYO -- TITTY PARTY OVER HERE." Just be careful which bra tweets you actually respond to Twitter. Damn @AllisonXO81, taking your bra of at 1PM? What an af... / Continue →
  • October 25, 2013
    Sweet fish tank. Because storm troopers really are the subservient gimps of the Galactic Empire, here's the latex storm trooper outfit designed and worn by DeviantARTist LatexKittie. LatexKittie is a self proclaimed 'IT manager by day, latex fetishist at night'. I think she'... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2013
    This is a video from (where else?) Japan of a guy in a super-realistic looking raptor costume chasing an unsuspecting victim in an office building. The dude seems genuinely concerned that he's being chased by a dinosaur. And can you blame him? Of course you can, dinosaurs we... / Continue →
  • February 26, 2013
    Note: Uncensored shot HERE. And sadly, no, they don't come in blue or green. This is the $200 Fun Factory (Fun Factory -- or FUNNEST Factory?) Stronic Eins Pulsator. It looks like a vibrator, but it's not, it's a pulsator. It pulsates instead of vibrates, giving the sensati... / Continue →
  • February 20, 2013
    Because quality parenting is a dying art, a 33-year old mother from South Glens Falls, New York, was recently arrested and charged after hiring two strippers for her 16-year old son's bowling alley birthday party. For reference, when the mother was her son's age she was pregna... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2013
    This is a fancy wooden NES controller coffee table built by the folks at the Bohemian Workbench (who previously built this one). It's made with a bunch of exotic woods, is Wii compatible, comes with a zapper, and costs $7,200. *coughing up blood* That's a lot of money. "Wai... / Continue →
  • January 18, 2013
    This is a new license plate from the Mexican state of Coahuila. It features a badass (albeit stoned looking) dino with the phrase "Coahuila: Land of Dinosaurs". According to tipster Ricardo (who lives in Torreon, Coahuila), most people don't like them, which makes about as muc... / Continue →
  • January 8, 2013
    Nice googly eye bro. This is a National Geographic video of a red capped manakin strutting that azz to attract a mate. He has got MOVES. You seriously just have to watch the video to believe it. I think I'm in love. Hit the jump, skip to 0:35 and unlace your shoes because ... / Continue →
  • December 26, 2012
    So Christmas is over and people are already back to being their regular jerkbag selves, but before I put Santa to bed here's the R2-D2/C-3PO lamp built by artist Gordon Tarpley that was inspired by the sexy lady leg lamp in A Christmas Story. Never seen A Christmas Story? Joi... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2012
    This is the preserved foot of a Moa, a large flightless bird native to New Zealand that went extinct around 1500. It looks like a dinosaur foot. That's what I like so much about it. If I had to pick the one thing that I like the most about this foot it's that it looks like a... / Continue →
  • November 14, 2012
    This is a 'Love is Art' kit. It comes with a canvas and a bottle of paint. You just douse you and your lover (or in your case just you) with the body paint, then go at it like animals atop the canvas. When you're done, ART IS BORN (and possibly a baby nine months later). As... / Continue →
  • October 26, 2012
    In news that shouldn't surprise anyone who finds them so irresistible, paleontologists are now claiming that the earliest dinosaurs to develop feathers did so for courtship purposes and not to soar like giant, sexy eagles. *ruffling tail-feathers* CAW, CAW! "They may have in... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2012
    In "hands down the sexiest f***ing shoes I've ever seen" news, this is a pair of molded t-rex high heels. Unfortunately, that's all the information I have. Well, that, and I think I'm developing a foot fetish. A foot fetish and a rash (athlete's dong). Thanks to Andrew, spl... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2012
    Seen here sporting the hair braids he got during spring break, He-Man prepares to battle Skeletor's forces with nothing but a sword and brute sexuality. The 1:4 scale sculpture was built from scratch by DeviantARTist EdgePang (aka EJ Pang) and is fairly accurate representation... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2012
    This is a line of sci-fi/horror movie character popsicles from ice-cream maker/clothing company Stoyn. Mmmm, black licorice, hands down one of the most disgusting flavors known to man (this man anyways -- and I've drank curdled milk). Apparently they're actually making all th... / Continue →
  • July 19, 2012
    Oh man, I used to have a buttplug with rainbow streamers coming out the end that made me look like a unicorn. I think my roommate stole it when he moved. You've probably already known about these forever because you're some kind of animal role-player in the bedroom, but you k... / Continue →
  • July 19, 2012
    Seen here looking like the sort of thing you hope to find hanging from the ceiling fan (plus a girl in your bed yelling "TURTLE POWER!"), a $35 custom-painted Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle bra from Etsy seller sceeneshoes stares at you with its googly eyes. Don't the eyeballs ki... / Continue →