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Stephen Hawking Seeks New Graduate Assistant

Seen here believing he can fly, famed astrophysicist Stephen Hawking is seeking a new graduate assistant and, obviously, I'm the man-child for the job. "ZIP ZAP, NOT...
January 4, 2012

Worthless: SIRI The Stupid Personal Assistant

Because the new iPhone's SIRI personal assistant was practically made for novelty purposes, here she is responding to a bunch of bull$h!t. I honestly don't know who...
October 17, 2011

Entire Mario World 1-1 Recreated In Post-Its

Damn Mario, did you just eat like five power-up mushrooms or what? Because Post-It's practically grow on trees (like money!), "digital solutions" company Filter recreated Super Mario...
October 13, 2011

That Makes Grain Sense: NASA Corn Mazes

Note: Pictures are just renderings of the designs they were working from, actual photos are just now starting to show up. Because there's no better way to...
October 11, 2011

Cowboy Stadium's Big Black Screen Of Fail

This is a picture in the Dallas Cowboys stadium of a giant display that is connected to a computer that (and I'm using my Sherlock Holmes-y powers...
September 9, 2009

Steve Jobs's Obituary Accidentally Published

For those of you who haven't heard, Steve Jobs's 17-page prewritten obituary was accidentally published when somebody at Bloomberg chose the wrong button after some routine updating...
August 29, 2008