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  • June 18, 2014
    These are two images from the 'Innocence In Danger' public service announcement encouraging parents to monitor their children's internet usage because you never know what they might be looking at. Hopefully not pictures of kids with mouths for eyes. You want an internet babys... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2014
    Because the majority of major news outlets do a worse job than I do (and I literally do zero job and try to talk about privates as much as possible), here's a headline from The Los Angeles Times' coverage of the E3 convention. As you can see, somebody clearly knew what they we... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2014
    What the -- 100% cotton?! Because life is hard without the right novelty products to make it through the day, here's a compilation of people sucking at life in infomercials. It's got it all -- the woman who can't tie a towel around herself after a shower, people who can't cra... / Continue →
  • February 11, 2013
    Milk up front, coffee in the rear. This is Trina. Trina and her husband are both addicted to buttchugging coffee. Hey Trina -- how do you like your coffee? "Up the butt." Cool, I'm probably gonna skip lunch today. Please read this entire quote: "I started the whole debac... / Continue →
  • July 10, 2012
    Wow, of course you took her to a playground YOU PERVY WEIRDO. This is a video of a guy demonstrating his virtual reality girlfriend. She was created using a hacked Kinect, some video glasses, and a heaping scoop of sad, pervertedness. Her actual avatar is Hatsune Miku, a Jap... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2011
    NOTE: SERIOUSLY TURN YOUR SPEAKERS DOWN TO BETWEEN 0 AND 1. I know I said no more Christmas posts, but I'm also a notorious liar. Just ask any my friends. "One time I used my only phone call from jail to call him and he said he'd be right there to bail me out. He never came... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2011
    This is a video of an industrial robot arm that's been programmed to scratch records. He...isn't very good. Plus he doesn't even realize there isn't another record playing until 1:40 so it's literally JUST scratching until then and made me want to blow my own brains out. And... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2011
    Facedrink is an unfortunately real $3 energy drink that claims to provide "social" energy. WTF is social energy? SPOILER: Regular energy, dumbf*** with the Facedrink in your hand! Plus it gives you cancer.* Regardless, I just ordered a case with the hopes of meeting some ne... / Continue →
  • October 25, 2011
    Because Netflix has been making virtually every business decision recently based on which option would be best to alienate their customer base, the movie-renting/streaming giant successfully announced the loss of 800,000 of their popcorn-crumbed consumers this quarter, sending th... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2011
    Sexy finger-biting: you give it a bad name. In between getting boned or whatever scenes, p0rn stars Alana Evans and Misti Dawn are apparently hard core gamers. So what are they doing? Opening a website that combines video game reviews, playthroughs and a bunch of other garbo... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2011
    Kidding -- she's clearly adulterated. Ah yes, the ol' Myspace mirror shot. I've taken those before. SHIRTLESS. Oh I'm sorry -- am I making you too wet? "Only with vomit." Mmmmmm, rub it into your beard. This is crusty skankasaurus taking a Myspace mirror shot WITH AN ... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2011
    How about we just show each other our privates and call it a Skype? Seen here reaching previously unknown levels of sadness, a user demos Kajimoto Laboratory's Kiss Transmission Device. The devices were designed to simulate the kiss of a lover (or webcam stripper!) across the... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2011
    I don't actually know if that's a woman in the wheelchair or not, but I'm praying it's somebody in costume being candidly filmed for some Jackass-y stunt show. Because otherwise I don't know what to think. Yes, yes I do. RUN OVER YOUR TOES AND BLEED! I swear, some people. ... / Continue →
  • February 11, 2011
    Monopoly: we've all cheated at it. Whether it's stealing a couple extra $100's from the bank, insisting you're allowed to put four hotels on a property, or accepting sexual favors for rent, we've all been there. Hopefully not on family game night. Enter the new, digital Mono... / Continue →
  • December 14, 2010
    The Faucher family (suck it, Ben Stiller!) of Delaware loves Christmas. Granted they probably don't even know why it's celebrated, but they do love putting up Christmas lights. Me? I'm not allowed to anymore on account of chewing the bulbs. THEN STOP MAKING THEM LOOK LIKE C... / Continue →
  • November 23, 2010
    These emoticon body parts (the boobs of which we will now only refer to as emoticans) were spotted in South Korea advertising a plastic surgeon's many body-altering options (most of which I have absolutely no clue WTF they are). And, since we're on the topic of female bodies, ... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2010
    Apparently stupid parents are getting their stupid children pet owls so they can be more like Harry Potter. Dammit Harry, why couldn't you have had a hamster?! In the story, owls are messengers and the child wizard has his own snowy owl named Hedwig, who has a fan base all he... / Continue →
  • September 15, 2010
    A southern California police department recently issued a public safety notice warning citizens to be on the lookout for any child-loving bears in the area. NOBODY GETS BETWEEN ME AND FREE CANDY! At one convention of IT enthusiasts the San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's Departm... / Continue →
  • July 23, 2010
    Seen in the top picture going for a four person sign-holding record (and proving there might actually be something to the whole "strength in numbers" thing after all), the Westboro Baptist Church's Comic-Con protest was met with some stiff opposition to say the least. Maybe Go... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2010
    At first I was gonna warn about the inherent damage to your eyes and neck sitting so close to such a large screen will do, but I've got to admit: chick does look healthy. Or methy, whatever. Hardcore Gaming Girl is Taking it a Bit Far! [walyou] Thanks to Liquid Tension, who ... / Continue →