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Not Impressed: A Robotic Record-Scratching DJ

This is a video of an industrial robot arm that's been programmed to scratch records. He...isn't very good. Plus he doesn't even realize there isn't another record...
December 29, 2011

WTF: Facedrink, A 'Social Energy' Energy Drink

Facedrink is an unfortunately real $3 energy drink that claims to provide "social" energy. WTF is social energy? SPOILER: Regular energy, dumbf*** with the Facedrink in your...
November 2, 2011

Netflix Lost 800,000 Subscribers This Quarter

Because Netflix has been making virtually every business decision recently based on which option would be best to alienate their customer base, the movie-renting/streaming giant successfully announced the...
October 25, 2011

P0rn Stars Opening Adult Content Gaming Site

Sexy finger-biting: you give it a bad name. In between getting boned or whatever scenes, p0rn stars Alana Evans and Misti Dawn are apparently hard core gamers....
September 22, 2011

Future Frenching: Electronic Kiss Simulator

How about we just show each other our privates and call it a Skype? Seen here reaching previously unknown levels of sadness, a user demos Kajimoto Laboratory's...
May 2, 2011

DU-DU-DU-DUMB: Digital Monopoly Game

Monopoly: we've all cheated at it. Whether it's stealing a couple extra $100's from the bank, insisting you're allowed to put four hotels on a property, or...
February 11, 2011

LOLWUT?!: Emoticon Plastic Surgeries

These emoticon body parts (the boobs of which we will now only refer to as emoticans) were spotted in South Korea advertising a plastic surgeon's many body-altering...
November 23, 2010