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  • May 22, 2014
    The FBI is currently having to reconsider their zero-tolerance policy on cannabis smokers because apparently some of the best and brightest anti-hackers like to get high. Including before coming to work or an interview. Man, I remember the first time I showed up for an interv... / Continue →
  • May 22, 2014
    This is a parody of Cosmos featuring Montez (Erik Griffin) from Workaholics as a high Neil DeGrasse Tyson. It's worth a watch. I especially liked the end. Of course the end of most things is the best part because 1) if it sucked then at least it's almost over and 2) if it wa... / Continue →
  • February 6, 2014
    This is the Giant Stash Pillowcase (currently a Kickstarter project), a $35 pillowcase that looks like a giant Ziploc full of weed. Plus it has a secret stash pouch inside for storing your actual weed, making it infinitely easier for your roommates to find and smoke everything... / Continue →
  • October 17, 2013
    These are the Death Star weed grinders made and sold by Etsy seller Pyroteeze ($22). If I'm not mistaken, they're made by filling these Death Star ice cube molds with polymer clay, then mashing the two halves of a cheap grinder inside and painting the whole thing. Plus they'r... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2013
    This is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle heads bong blown by Bob the Glass Blower and owned by Tumblr-er Stoney McCoy. I like the ooze canister bowl -- that was a nice touch. You know, I used to have a two-footer that I'd nicknamed the Green Machine before I broke it trying to... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2013
    This is the functional glass bubbler electric guitar constructed by glassblower Nate Dizzle. You smell that? Smells like a JAM SESSION. Plus herb. It smells like herb. You trying to get high? Because I'm trying to get high AND NEVER COME DOWN. You know what I'm saying? ... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2011
    Joints: if you smoke them they make you high. Poles: if you smoke them they make you gay. Ooooooor a lady. Or, in my case, a free spirit. Anyway, some jokers rolled out(!) a doobie-constructing iPhone app (that amazingly wasn't axed by the Apple Gestapo) and got over 25K do... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2010
    I don't really keep up with women's fashion ever since my petition for toplessness was shot down in Congress, but I do know that plants are good. They like, photosynthesize and stuff and that's good for us because of something to do with nitrous oxide. Ha, did I say nitrous? ... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2010
    Alternatively, high-py birthday. Do I know my word wizardry or what? And don't "or what" me either or you'll leave me no choice but to WHIP YOUR MONKEY ASS. Yes I'm feeling fighty this morning. I think it was something in my coffee. Namely, the steroids. Kidding, I don't ... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2009
    These are planters in the form of tetrads. They are equally suited for growing shit or use as cereal bowls. And, because I'm a complete slaya', I've even come up with another use: decoration. Did I just blow your mind? No? THEN WHOSE WAS THAT? Quick -- the lights! Tetris... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2009
    The 'Canna Chopper' is an unmanned miniature helicopter fitted with "odor and video detection instruments" that locates your field of (pipe) dreams in the Netherlands and notifies authorities. Needless to say, it's the polar opposite of a ROFLCOPTER. On its maiden voyage it m... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2009
    People have been going all nuts for arcade-style joysticks since Street Fighter IV dropped, so much in fact that the official $150 FightSticks are sold out everywhere online and fetching around $300 on eBay and other sites. Ain't that some shit! But now you can make your own ... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2009
    Some guy went and made a wallet out of an old SNES game cartridge (that shit better not have been A Link To The Past). The cartridge comes packed with emergency LEDs, videogame sound effects, and enough room to carry cash, cards, keys and a USB memory stick. Granted, it's no... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2008
    Wow, just wow. Kevin Wade and Mathew Richard, two 17-year olds from Houston, Texas, were recently arrested for abusing a corpse. They didn't try to have sex with it, but they did remove the skull to make a bong. Police were interviewing Jones about the debit card fraud whe... / Continue →
  • July 14, 2008
    Ah, it seems like only yesterday I was a college freshman in the dorm puffing on a tinfoil pipe and blowing the smoke through a dryer-sheet filled 20oz bottle. Good times. Which could have been better if I had a wicked N64 pipe at the time. But I didn't. What I did have was... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2008
    This is a raku style (low temperature ceramic firing) sculpture made entirely out of clay and glazed to look like a badass raygun. Each one runs about $275 and comes mounted on a 12" by 9" moon crater plaque so you can hang it on the wall. But, if you're gonna do what I think... / Continue →