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FAKE: Starcraft Breakup Girl Is Back At It

Note: Video of Princess Pissypants is after the jump. Further proving the questionable reality of her initial video, Starcraft II Beta Breakup girl is back at it,...
April 10, 2010

Whatever Happened To Equal Opportunities?

Apparently Castle Grayskull's gift shop is looking for a new cashier after Orko was caught stealing from the register. For shame, Orko, Prince Albert would not be...
March 8, 2010

Moron Scores DWI In Breathalyzer Costume

18-year old idiot moron James N. P. Miller (because one initial wasn't enough) scored a DWI (you can't even drink legally!) on Halloween while wearing his 'blow...
November 4, 2009

What?: Russian Man Trademarks ;-) Emoticon

Apparently the Russian patent office granted a trademark to resident doucheweed Oleg Teterin, a man who now allegedly owns the rights to the ;-) emoticon. WTF! But...
December 16, 2008

Kids Dig Up Corpse To Make Skull Bong

Wow, just wow. Kevin Wade and Mathew Richard, two 17-year olds from Houston, Texas, were recently arrested for abusing a corpse. They didn't try to have sex...
July 28, 2008