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  • October 16, 2014
    This is the giant Yoda head hot air balloon (as well as a Darth Vader one previously seen HERE) recently on display at the 2014 Albuquerque International Balloon Festival, which I unfortunately had to miss this year because I was home sick with life-threatening diarrhea. PROT... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2013
    This is a trippy $60 Star Wars sweatshirt available for pre-order from Rage On (you know I will!). It looks like the kind of sweatshirt a droid might vomit after getting a virus. It's like R2-D2 was in charge of delivering the design to the factory, but got his memory banks s... / Continue →
  • October 29, 2013
    This is a time-lapse video of Google Switzerland employees building a giant LEGO portrait that displays Yoda's or Darth Vader's face depending on the direction of the light striking it. Coming from the lower left, it's Yoda, from the lower right, Vader, and from head-on, just ... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2013
    Somebody paid $600 for a LaserDisc on eBay containing 30-minutes of raw, unedited footage of Yoda showing Luke the way of the Jedi on Dagobah. A nice find, but I'd pay triple that for the unedited slave Leia footage. You just have to focus on how Carrie looked then and not wh... / Continue →
  • December 6, 2012
    This is some Star Wars fan's Yoda tattoo with glowing lightsaber inked by tattoo artist Kenneth Bryan of Intimate Body Art Studios. Clearly the studio doesn't ONLY perform intimate body art, because this tattoo is giving me zero boners. Now a tattoo of a boob on a buttcheek -... / Continue →
  • October 18, 2012
    Some people go all out with crazy Christmas decorations. Some go all out for Halloween. And then there's this crazy person who made a bunch of Star Wars character scarecrows and put them on display in their front yard, hopefully year round. And even if they don't leave them ... / Continue →
  • October 2, 2012
    This is a human-like Yoda head sculpture lovingly crafted from my nightmares by artist Andrea Eusebi. Damn, Yoda looked so loveable in the movies when he was green -- with a human complexion he just looks...like a grandpa with bad ears. If Michael Phelps were 900 years old th... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2012
    This is a video of various Star Wars movies that have been cut to make Yoda speak like a normal damn person and not in that weird jumble-talk that somebody in his youth obviously told him makes him sound smarter. So yeah, what Yoda would sound like speaking normally -- now we ... / Continue →
  • November 21, 2011
    Because 900-year old Jedi masters can't survive on Dagobah swamp stew and dragonlizard dicks alone, here's Yoda in a Japanese advertisement for Nissin Cup Noodles. I'm not really sure what the relationship between Yoda and ramen is supposed to be, but my guess is a sexual one.... / Continue →
  • October 31, 2011
    "I'm f***in' faded bro -- I'm talkin' Dagobah drunk." A 42-year old German man dressed as Yoda struck a pedestrian with his car and decided to try using the Force to make a quick getaway. Buuuuuuuuuuut he probably couldn't reach the peddles or something and police arrested hi... / Continue →
  • June 27, 2011
    Do or do not, there is no dry humping. You wanna know how to make nipples not look so good? Let 'em sit out in the sun until they dry up like craisins Add Yoda titty-tassels. I jest, all nips are fine in my book provided they're on a lady and there's less than three of th... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2011
    Because there are some nutjobs in the world that can't look at an animal without thinking it looks like Yoda (bat here and cat here), here's the latest: a Filipino tarsier. ZIPPTY-ZAP! "Tarsier, not taser." Right, I knew that. It's not clear wether the animal used the Force... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2010
    Alternatively, "Luke, I am your fonter." God I hate myself for that. And, well, pretty much everything else I've ever done. Anyway, because some Geekologie Readers have to go home and give themselves glitterstim enemas if I don't meet their daily quota of Star Wars posts, he... / Continue →
  • October 19, 2010
    This story is old as hell, but I'd never heard it and it's too good to pass up. So apparently a Florida Hooters waitress competed in a beer-sales competition in which the grand prize was a Toyota, only thing is, it was never spelled, only spoken. In a funny twist and play on ... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2010
    A bat that allegedly looks like Yoda has been discovered in Papua New Guinea. Personally, I don't see the resemblance. It looks like a flying f***ing orc if you ask me. Well, I guess there's only one way to settle this rationally: BURN DOWN THE FOREST -- LET'S SMOKE 'EM OUT... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2010
    This is a funny little video of Yoda doing his voice recording for the Star Wars series of TomTom GPS voices. I'm not even gonna lie: I giggled. Like a schoolgirl. Now you may be wondering, "but GW, how you gonna giggle like a schoolgirl if you don't have a plaid skirt and k... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2010
    In case you didn't know, during the summer Disney hosts Star Wars themed weekend festivals at the amusement parks, doing their very best to desecrate one of your favorite movie franchises of all time. And they succeed. This is a little gallery of this year's admittedly cute (... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2010
    This is a picture of a cloud taken by Michael Longergan. It's a Yoda face-shaped cloud. Granted you could argue it's just a cloud shaped cloud, but you would lose. May the cumulus be with you [badastronomy] Thanks to Phil, who's so good at astronomy Pluto comes when he calls... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2010
    Beginning this month, GPS giant TomTom will be releasing one Star Wars character a month whose voice will be available for $13 download to guide you to your destination. They kicked it off with Darth Vader, but next is C-3PO, followed by Yoda and Han Solo. You can hear some p... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2010
    Sure I'm three days late on making this a 4.20 post but you know what they say: stoners can't be -- hey let me have a bite of that sandwich. Where was I? Right, a Yoda bong. Are you gonna finish that soda? It's just my mouth feels so dry -- like I just ate a handful of san... / Continue →