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  • April 10, 2014
    This is the $30 Dick Tie (currently a Kickstarter campaign with only $149 raised towards its modest $900 goal). It's a men's dress tie with a discreet penis shape. That way you can attend business meetings with a giant pecker tied around your neck and nobody will be the wiser... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2014
    Fallout is hands down one of my favorite game franchises. I platinum trophied Fallout 3 and New Vegas and all the DLC. So, obviously, I will be asking my mom for an advance on my allowance to buy this set of Vault-Tec bobbleheads. They're going for $15 apiece (at ThinkGeek o... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2014
    Remember that Goat Simulator video? How could you forget, you've always dreamed of being a goat. Me? I've always dreamed of being a bird of prey. CAW, CAW! This is the official launch trailer for Goat Simulator (preorder HERE, released April 1st, which sounds like an April ... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2014
    This is a pool built by Agor Engineering that has a wooden floor that can be raised and lowered hydraulically (previously: these concrete ones). You can adjust the height too, so if you just want to sit in tit-deep water and sip cocktails, you can do that. Or you can make it... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2014
    Meet Nanuqsaurus, a miniature cousin of the t-rex that roamed northern Alaska some 70-million years ago. Roaming northern Alaska now? SASQUATCH. While this has been called a dwarf or pygmy in some quarters, it is hardly small with an estimated size of around 5 m in total le... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2014
    This is a video demo of The Legend of Zelda being played as a first person stabber with an Oculus Rift. It's definitely not the cleanest migration to a 3-D environment that's possible, but it's only in beta and I get the feeling they just threw it together to see what it would... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2014
    This is the $3,500 Medieval Castle Murphy bed made and sold by Etsy shop TinyTownStudios (who also make a bunch of cool pirate treehouses). The drawbridge lowers to reveal a bed. Unfortunately, it's only a single size bed, which is weird because you have a MEDIEVAL CASTLE IN ... / Continue →
  • February 6, 2014
    This is the $230 14k gold plated 'Lucky Bones' necklace designed and sold by Onch Movement. Now listen: Valentine's Day is literally right around the corner and I want you to buy this for me. I pour my heart and soul out to you constantly, and I deserve a little something in ... / Continue →
  • January 31, 2014
    This is the $190 Krang belt buckle made and sold by Etsy member ChristopherGenovese. That would look awesome on my pants. Hell, that would look awesome even if I wasn't wearing pants. Or underwear. Just Krang hanging out steering my penis. Make it rise! I sense a homemade... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2014
    Remember the opening scene in Jurassic Park when they're trying to unload a raptor and it yanks that dude into its transport cage and murders him? (Video after the jump) Well now that cage is on eBay, and you and I are going halvsies. "Not interested." I SAID WE'RE GOING F*... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2014
    This is the Joker themed leather suit of armor and mask made by Prince Armory (of Batman and Aquaman armor fame). It looks amazing. I think Facebook commenter Christopher R. really hit the nail on the head when he said, "I would like to be buried in this, even if it meant sti... / Continue →
  • January 8, 2014
    A line of Adventure Time toys are coming to McDonald's Happy Meals starting January 17th. These are them. There's bendy-arm Jake and Finn, a face-changing BMO, sword-swinging Finn, spring-action Jake, and ice-blast shooting Ice King. I want them all. Guess I'm gonna have to... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2013
    This is Batman's Tumbler inspired golfcart for sale on eBay. I actually posted about it back in 2010 too (I have a memory like an elephant -- penis too), but now it's for sale. Will you and I be going halvsies? NOPE. It's $17,500, which is a little bit out of my price range... / Continue →
  • November 6, 2013
    This is the $160 Deluxe Voltron Hoodie available from 80'sTees. I want it, and I almost never want anything. Okay that's not true, I always want things. Mostly your eternal love and affection, and *getting down on one knee* your hand-- "In marriage?!" Nope! *handcuffs to c... / Continue →
  • October 22, 2013
    Seen here looking like it belongs in my garage, the giant-- "It belongs in a museum!" YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH, INDY. Seen here looking like it belongs in my garage, the giant Diplodocus skeleton that is going up for auction next month sits on display. The 55-foot long, 19... / Continue →
  • September 20, 2013
    To celebrate the release of Wind Waker HD today, here's a 7-piece set of Wind Waker inspired 'stained glass window' wall decals. They're officially licensed from Nintendo too, so you can rest easy knowing part of your $37 (apiece) is going towards the struggling game giant. I... / Continue →
  • September 6, 2013
    This is a shot of the fallout bunker built in 1978 below 3970 Spencer Street in Las Vegas. Above ground is a normal looking two story house. But 26-feet below the home (accessed via hidden elevator or stairs) is a 15,200-square foot basement room containing another full house... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2013
    This is a giant series of He-Man Masters of the Universe LEGO sets and minifigs made by LEGO pro Orion Pax (of LEGO Ghostbusters headquarters and Back to the Future Hill Valley fame). I would play with those for hours and if any kids asked to join I would let them, but they'd ... / Continue →
  • August 28, 2013
    This is a video of World Cup 3, a horse racing video game from Japan. A very UNUSUAL horse racing game from Japan. I didn't really understand it, but that doesn't mean I don't really love it. "If you love it so much then why don't you marry it?" I already asked. "And -- what d... / Continue →
  • August 28, 2013
    This is a series of Monty Python And The Holy Grail LEGO sets made by Flickr user Rifiröfi. If they were real I would buy them all. But they're not real, so instead I'm going to talk about how I'm going to make them myself, then never actually get around to doing it. It's th... / Continue →