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  • December 31, 2010
    This is an interactive guide to 2010 divided into a bunch of different categories. Except this is just a picture of the interactive guide, I didn't actually embed the thing. You're gonna have to follow the link if you wanna click around and get your learn on. I mean, if you'... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2010
    Note: Don't start the New Year with mandatory LASIK, click HERE to see the full-size graph. Remember 2000? I don't. I'm pretty sure I spent all of 1999 drinking in an underground bunker waiting for Y2K to wipe out the civilized world, upon which I would rise from my subterra... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2010
    Hey ladies, wanna know what men find sexy? Naked womens. Followed by World of Warcraft elves, meat and heavy machinery. Don't want them ogling a bikini calender every time they go out to the garage to be manly? Enter the $55 (wait, what?!) 2011 Bauforum24 Heavy Equipment Ca... / Continue →
  • December 31, 2009
    Well folks, 2009 was fun, wasn't it? Ah, the memories. There was that time I woke up everyday and wrote things on the internet. And who could forget the time when....Jesus, that might actually be all I've done. Well here's to 2010 -- may all your resolutions come true. I'm... / Continue →
  • December 31, 2009
    Well folks, on this eve of the new year I've had the opportunity to do a lot of thinking. Mostly about how to beat the Snow Temple in Zelda: Spirit Tracks. Pushing blocks around on the ice aside, what do you think -- is this new year gonna be a good one? It certainly couldn'... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2009
    That's right ladies and gentleboys, there's gonna be a blue moon (great with an orange slice) on New Year's Eve. Which can only mean one thing: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!! And, if we actually do all die, I want it to be noted that I said it first. That's gotta be worth something, ... / Continue →
  • December 31, 2008
    Well folks, we survived another year. Amazing, I know. It's been one hell of a time, and I have every reason to believe 2009 is going to rock the track pants and Members Only jacket off 2008. Happy New Year! See you in 2020! And by 2020 I mean after my Lasik surgery. HI... / Continue →
  • December 31, 2008
    This is a time-lapse video made by Eirik Solheim of the year 2008. As you can see, it was an eventful year. The trees started off naked, put on their sexy spring and summer dresses, then stripped down again in the fall. And I imagine there was a botanical orgy of immeasurabl... / Continue →
  • October 15, 2008
    My Zombie Pinup ($20) is a 2009 calendar that features scantily clad, brain-eating zombie ladies. I want one. It'd look great hanging in the garage next to my toolbox. Because I'm a man, damnit. A man that loves undead women. And power tools. But seriously, should I get a... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2008
    Many people think Geekologie is written by a computer preprogrammed with bad jokes or a bunch of fairies strung out on magic dust. Well, that isn't entirely true. You see, I came out of a vagina just like many of you did -- but haven't seen one since. Ladies, that was a bir... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2008
    The Bubble Calendar is a poster-sized calendar with a bubble to pop every day. They're available in vertical and horizontal models and measure 48" x 17.5" (or 17.5" x 48"!). The printed on paper version will set you back $30, but if you want it on a high quality plastic back... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2007
    Japan's Ministry of Economy, Trade, and Industry (METI) named the year's best robots, and first place went to a two-armed robot made by Fanuc that's equipped with a visual tracking system and works in food and drug manufacturing lines. That video above is of the quick bastard i... / Continue →