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  • July 22, 2014
    This is the mech warrior playhouse built by Alabama dad and NASA scientist Jim Martin for his children. The playhouse is based off the Mad Cat, a mech from the analog (read: paper-and-pencil based) role-playing game MechWarrior. Could you imagine growing up with a mech warrio... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2014
    These are tweets from Twitter user @radjc of her new iPad two hours apart. Can you tell the difference? Apparently the second pic was taken after she dropped the thing down the stairs. Jesus, what were the stairs made out of, hand grenades? Thanks to lilco, who agrees maybe... / Continue →
  • July 16, 2014
    A man in Seattle caused $40,000 in fire damage to a rental home after trying to kill a spider with a lighter and can of spray paint. For reference, that is arguably the best reason to accidentally set your house on fire. A man who lived at the home told fire officials he wa... / Continue →
  • July 15, 2014
    UPDATE: Presumably satire. FAKE HAIR, DON'T CARE. Pubic hair, do care -- especially if it's in my fast food. This is a North Korean news report claiming the country made it to the World Cup final against Portugal (because why not lie about everything) after defeating Japan 7... / Continue →
  • July 15, 2014
    Aww man, when I saw the car I thought it was gonna be a bonus stage! So a Russian walks into a bar...I'm kidding, he's already been there for hours. This is a video of two drunk as f*** Ruskies (is there any other kind? That was rhetorical) doing battle, which somebody added ... / Continue →
  • July 14, 2014
    This is a series of photos showing the process that sad and single ARuFa used to turn an ordinary shower head into a beautiful girlfriend. And by beautiful I mean she looks like the girl who craws out of the TV in The Ring. Is he like...going to pleasure himself to that? Wha... / Continue →
  • July 14, 2014
    This is a video of a Peter Griffin cosplayer performing some stand up comedy at the Allentown (that's in Pennsylvania) Comic Con. He does a great job. I laughed, I cried, I masturbated. I'm kidding, I never cried. Keep going for the video.... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2014
    A lion cub feasting on the carcass of a dead buffalo at the Kruger National Park in South Africa managed to get his head trapped in the animal's butthole, presumably while going after the really good meat. He tries to free himself for almost five minutes before growing too wea... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2014
    For those of you who haven't already seen it in your Facebook news feed, this is a short video of a recent Jeopardy episode in which contestant Ari doesn't know the answer to the Final Jeopardy question, and gives the next best thing. What an all-star. I only hope he actually... / Continue →
  • June 23, 2014
    An unnamed US student had to be rescued by 22 firemen (although I assume at least 18 were just standing around laughing) after got trapped doing God knows what in a giant vagina sculpture in Germany. I suspect he's one of those folks that likes dressing up in diapers and prete... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2014
    This is a short video of a Russian grandma (babushka) riding an escalator for the first time. And she rides it the way God always intended them to be ridden -- like a pony. I can only hope I'm as adventurous as she is when I'm her age. Her age, LOL. Even living to see Augus... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2014
    Because the majority of major news outlets do a worse job than I do (and I literally do zero job and try to talk about privates as much as possible), here's a headline from The Los Angeles Times' coverage of the E3 convention. As you can see, somebody clearly knew what they we... / Continue →
  • June 10, 2014
    In news that really shouldn't even surprise me, 62-year old Ray Tomlinson was on a roadtrip with his 93-year old mom and 31-year old girlfriend when his mother realized his girlfriend, who they thought was just sleeping, had actually died. So what did he and his mother do? Wh... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2014
    This is a video of all the words spoken in Star Wars sorted alphabetically, complete with all the scenes in which they were spoken and a counter of how many times. As you can see, lightsaber was only said once. Sadly, photon-penis-torpedo was never spoken, although it certain... / Continue →
  • June 5, 2014
    This is the current world's most expensive Starbucks drink, the $54.75 Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino, a 128oz (that's a gallon) behemoth with 60 shots of espresso. Twitter user Andrew Chafari got it for free by using his Starbucks gold card. Of course it took ma... / Continue →
  • June 5, 2014
    After numerous tests, scientists have confirmed a copy of French writer Arsene Houssaye's "Des destinees de l'ame" was bound with human skin. *eying picture* Nice skin too -- no moles or beauty marks. You think that was back or buttcheek? It's definitely not chest because ... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2014
    A Malaysian man recently ordered a penis enlarging kit and receiving nothing but a cheap magnifying glass in the mail. Admittedly, a magnifying glass will make your pecker look bigger. Want the biggest looking penis in the world? Buy a microscope. MCA Public Service and C... / Continue →
  • June 3, 2014
    This is the My Little Pony/Transformers bodypaint mashup created by Roustan Bodypaint. It is not for everybody. But the people it is for have gigantic f***ing boners right now and have already emailed their bosses claiming they're sick and are speeding home to spend the rest ... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2014
    This is a shot of a black bear stretching out for a nap in a hammock in Daytona Beach, Florida. Homeowner Vincent James spotted the bear in what appears to be a clear case of retaliation for Goldilocks' previous breaking and entering. He got in the hammock like he was a tou... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2014
    These are a bunch of shots from Meredith Fahey and Joshua Votaw's wedding (all taken by photographer Candice Benjamin). It was Harry Potter themed. They both love Harry Potter so much. Just not as much as they love each other, which is why they tied the knot instead of one o... / Continue →