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  • May 5, 2016
    Because the world stopped making sense after 8th grade, KFC in Hong Kong is selling chicken flavored edible nail polish. Chicken fingers! The polish comes in two flavors/colors: Original Recipe and Hot & Spicy. This is going to take your dog's finger licking game to a whole ... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2016
    Seen here looking like he's trying to bite the head off an industrial powered dildo, a guy eats a corn on the cob in ten seconds with the help of a power drill. I'm not sure how much corn he actually ate though, because it looks like most flies at the camera. Still, everybody... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2016
    Because growing up as one of Draco Malfoy's idiot cronies really does something to a kid (Jamie Waylett who played Vincent Crabbe spent two years in prison for participating in the 2011 England Riots), Josh Herdman, who played Gregory Goyle in the Harry Potter movies, is now a ... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2016
    Happy Administrative Professionals Day! It's also National Prime Rib Day and National Karaoke Week. Take your secretary out for a prime rib lunch and sing some Prince hits. Hot on the heels of yesterday's 'Will You Be Here Tomorrow' (I really hope not), this is 'Staplerfahre... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2016
    This is a video of Cosmopolitan beauty editor Carly Cardellino demonstrating how to make scrambled eggs with a curling iron (previously: popping popcorn with a hair straightener). What's up with all the beauty supply survival tips, did the apocalypse happen and I don't know ab... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2016
    Because everybody has to die somehow, this is a short video of some death-wisher riding his hoverboard to the edge of the MBK Tower in Dubai. Then he does some 360's. Despite what the soundtrack would have you believe, there is absolutely nothing badass about doing spins on a... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2016
    This is a local news report about Paul Phillips, a Skiatook, Oklahoma man who build his dream home over a pond so he could fish through a hole in the living room floor on bad weather days. He's only lived in the house for a few months but already put it up for sale because he ... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2016
    Because Japan is the world's greatest innovator, these are women's stockings that have individual spots for your toes, and fake painted toenails printed on them. I just bought a pair but I am not impressed. "You put them on upside down." Oh. Also, are stockings supposed to ... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2016
    This is a video of competitive eater Matt "Megatoad" Stonie eating twelve cans of corn kernels in 12 minutes, 45 seconds. That's right around 11.5 pounds of corn before the water is drained off. That is sick. I bet his liver would be so delicious right now. Also, I bet it w... / Continue →
  • April 21, 2016
    This is a short video of a girl double fisting pizza slices while on the kiss cam during a recent Atlanta Hawks/Boston Celtics baseball game. Did I say baseball? I meant volleyball. "They're golf teams." Right, I knew that. Man, that girl loves her pizza. Sure she's playi... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2016
    This is a video of KTRK Houston news reporter Steve Campion rescuing an older gentleman who drove his car right into a heavily flooded street. The people in the white car ahead of him? I'm pretty sure they drowned. I'm kidding, I'm sure they're fine. This guy though -- what ... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2016
    Because standing sucks, these are the Hover Cart and Hover Cooler hoverboard attachments designed and sold by BoatsToGo. They allow you to use one of those stupid hoverboards while sitting, for maximum laziness. That said, I just bought the cooler one because I like drinking ... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2016
    Seen here losing his mind, Alejandro "AJ" Fragoso sets the Guinness World Record for binge-watching television with a staggering 94 hours straight. That can't be good for you. One time I watched TV for 16 hours straight and was convinced I got eye cancer and leaky bowels. Fr... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2016
    This is a short video of Youtuber HopeEternity17 popping popcorn with a hair straightener. This is the internet after all. This technique is perfect for the person who only wants one kernel of popcorn at a time and likes eating in the bathroom. I love eating in the bathroom.... / Continue →
  • April 18, 2016
    A month after legally recognizing The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster's head as a marriage celebrant, a couple has tied the noodle knot in the first official Pastafarian wedding. On a pirate ship in New Zealand. What an exciting time we live in. Although they never co... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2016
    Because the world is going to end soon anyways, this is a video created by Balázs Bánk of the Flappy Bird game he ported to play on an eVic-VTC Mini vaporizer mod. How about that! "But why?" I dunno, presumably just because he could, because I see absolutely no other reason ... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2016
    This is a video of Lance Burgos and his son checking their catfish lines in St. Martinville, Louisiana when Lance pulls up a giant gator. Apparently that is not what they were hoping for and quickly hightail it out of there. Me? I would have pulled the gator aboard and made ... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2016
    This is a video documenting the relationship between a pearlfish and a sea cucumber's butthole. Apparently sea cucumbers are so disgusting that predators don't want to mess with them. The pearlfish though? They are good eats. The solution? Live in a sea cucumber's butthole... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2016
    This is the pizza box designed by the folks behind the one-button Push For Pizza app and Nikolas Gregory studio that can be folded into a pipe using a specially perforated section of the box. The little plastic table that prevents the top of the box from touching the pizza is ... / Continue →
  • April 13, 2016
    Suckers, get it? It's double cool in this case because octopuses have suckers on their tentacles. Obviously, he took his suckers with him though. I don't know, I'm not that smart and none of my former teachers will admit that they taught me. Inky the octopus escaped the Nat... / Continue →