Because there's a first time for everything (including things there really shouldn't a first time for), this is a video of a guy hitting the rapids slows...

This is Independence Day: A Star Wars Story, a mashup of Independence Day and Star Wars in which Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum have to blow up...

This is the suit of armor (including helmet, plus cape, sword and shield) constructed out of Magic: The Gathering cards by Redditor TechnicolorTraveler. It's truly a thing...

This is a video of ABB Robotics' YuMi ('whose name is derived from the phrase "you and me"' for unobvious reasons) dual-arm robot conducting the Lucca Philharmonic...

This is the Dadbag, the brainchild of designer Albert Pukies, which I did just a little bit in my mouth right now. Each bag looks like the...

Some ridiculous pervert in Worms, Germany, recently got his member stuck in a 2.5kg (~5.5-pound) barbell weight at a gym, after which it took firefighters three hours...

This is a video (complete with running commentary) captured by Youtuber Sombusiness from their AirBnB balcony of a car that misses its exit in Toronto, Canada, then...

This is a video of Youtube Channel Uncut Angling using their 100,000 subscribers Youtube play button award as a lure to catch pike in Clear Lake, Manitoba,...

Seen here after he presumably drew the long straw, this is a video of Miguel Cabbalero shooting his wife during a demonstration of their latest bulletproof clothing...

These are the Pearl Reveal Cushions designed and sold by Pardeep S. She came up with the idea after a neighbor kept stopping by uninvited and overstaying...

Because this is the internet and the internet doesn't know what is right or wrong, here's a video of a shirtless skier with the video stabilized so...

Note: Some brief bare-assedness, but nothing I didn't feel uncomfortable watching on full-screen at Starbucks. This is a video of a New Zealand beekeeping bro who clearly...

This is a short video of some idiot in a truck towing a car (with a fabric strap tied to his tailgate for a 2X stupidity bonus...

This is a video of Rick And Morty co-creator/executive producer/voice actor Justin Roiland prank calling Joel Osteen's Lakewood Megachurch prayer hotline as Rick while appearing as a...

Note: Colorful Irish language, watch at full volume. This is a very worthwhile video of an old Irish man attempting to catch a bat in his kitchen...

This is a video of a construction worker in Shanghai doing the absolute bare minimum to shovel a rain puddle. Any less effort and he'd still be...

This is video of the entire Star Wars original trilogy, but only the screen wipes. Apparently there were almost 4 minutes of screen wipes in the first...

To test Amazon's (since cancelled) unlimited cloud storage, Redditor beaston02 uploaded over 1.8 petabytes (1.8 million gigabytes) of sexy videos to the cloud. For reference, that's approximately...

These are a handful of shots that 17-year old Mississippian and photographer Eagan Tilghman took of his three year old brother Louie dressed up as Pennywise from...

This is a video of Twitch streamer and Youtuber Failstream finally beating the nightmare level he built in Mario Maker after some 481 hours of attempting it....