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Next Time, No Chute: A BASE Jumping Robot

Seen here learning the first lesson of BASE jumping (you actually have to jump) the hard way, Paraswift the robot falls from the side of a building....
September 12, 2011

Bad Hair Day: 40K Watts Of Bass To The Face

Bass like low frequency sound NOT bass like smallmouth and largemouth. Nobody wants 40K of those in their face. "Schpeeak for yourshellf." GOD -- GET THE F***...
August 18, 2011

Changing Bike Gears WITH YOUR MIND

You're riding it wrong. Toyota teamed up with bicycle-maker Parlee to develop a bike with gears you change with your mind. The future is now! Jk jk,...
August 12, 2011

Well It's About Time!: Compostable Bikinis

Seen here looking suspiciously like nori sushi paper, compostable bikinis (not to be confused with dissolving bikinis or me at a swim-up bar in a banana hammock),...
July 25, 2011

Humans + Jellyfish DNA = Laser Vision?

Smooth move Cyclops, now the building's on fire. Because what good is science if we can't all shoot lasers out of our eyeballs and take staring contests...
June 14, 2011

Girl Power!: Impractical Solar Paneled Bikini

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE. This is a solar paneled bikini designed to produce enough electricity to charge a cell phone or other equivalent gadgetry. It's been in development since 2006...
June 13, 2011

Skeletonics Suit < Ripley's Power Loader

Seen here about to make two heads roll at once, a chick dude somebody demonstrates a Skeletonics exoskeletal suit. Amazingly, the entire thing is unpowered, making it...
March 10, 2011