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  • March 14, 2014
    Today is 3.14, Pi Day -- a celebration of the mathematical constant. If you really want to get down, set an alarm for 1:59PM and then it will be 3.14159. Make sure to blow a noisemaker, then tear your shirt off and yell, "EAT SHIT, SQUARES -- IT AIN'T YOUR DAY!" At least th... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2013
    In heartwarming news, the infamous 'world's worst portrait tattoo' has been fixed free of charge by tattoo artist Scott Versago of Empire Ink in Akron, Ohio. Unfortunately, like most things you laugh at on the internet, there was some real sadness behind the story. I got to t... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2012
    Astronomers have discovered what they believe is a five-planet solar system orbiting Tau Ceti, a star with very similar luminosity to our sun. And one of those planets is the proper distance away from its sun "to sport mild temperatures, oceans of liquid water, and even life." ... / Continue →
  • November 1, 2012
    Come hither. Because he realizes just how badly he's sinned and is trying to make up for it in his old age so he can go to heaven instead of the depths of hell like I imagine him screaming from in my dreams, George Lucas has announced that he's giving away the majority of the ... / Continue →
  • September 26, 2012
    Yes, that's me. Yes, I'm a wizard. No, that's not my DeLorean (you don't need a time machine when you know magic!). This is my 11,000th Geekologie article. It seems like only yesterday I was writing my 10,000th, but time flies when you're in the middle of a lifelong bender.... / Continue →
  • September 13, 2012
    In lieu of yesterday's new iPhone specs, here's some just-announced info on Nintendo's new console to help legitimize Geekologie as a tech blog. I'm doing a terrible job, I know. The new Wii-U console will drop November 18th (Nov 30th in Europe, Dec 8th in Japan) and come in ... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2012
    Oh man, that looks almost identical to my prom picture except with two people :( X-Files stars Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny are allegedly together now and making their own XXX-files (see what I did there?) after Gillian broke up with her boyfriend of six years, Mark Gri... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2012
    This is a teaser trailer confirming the future release of a LEGO Lord of the Rings video game probably due out sometime after the world ends. It doesn't really show anything except for an animation of the "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" Balrog scene, but I guess that's enough. The good... / Continue →
  • March 29, 2012
    TEN. F***ING. THOUSAND. My 10,000th Geekologie article -- I never though the day would come, and yet, here we are. Can you believe it? Of course you can't, you tell me I'm a different writer every month. And you're wrong. From August 7th, 2007 I've written my fingers to th... / Continue →
  • March 22, 2012
    This is the TEK Robotic Mobilization Device (RMD), a transport vehicle for the paraplegic/disabled that allows them to move around in a standing position. The advantages over a traditional wheelchair are immense, including: better cardiovascular health from the standing positi... / Continue →
  • September 29, 2011
    I know, I said I was going to post the winners over the weekend, but something came up. Namely, everything I ate. There was pizza, noodles -- some shit I don't even remember eating. Now it's Thursday. God, I've had a lot on my plate okay?! THE SIGN SAID ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT. T... / Continue →
  • July 22, 2011
    Why this has taken so long is beyond me (although I suspect it has something to do with a lack of ingenuity and an excess of "boobs -- I can see boobs!"), but now airport body scans will show the TSA agent a generic human diagram with the area where you hid the bomb highlighted... / Continue →
  • July 14, 2011
    Three long-legged Borneo rainbow toads, a species last spotted on the tropical island in 1924 and believed to be extinct, were recently discovered by a team of scientists from the Universiti Malaysia Sarawak, who were scouring the forests specifically looking for the amphibian.... / Continue →
  • March 16, 2011
    I meant to post this earlier this week but it got buried in my inbox under a plethora of 'add 6-inches to your d*ck' spam (which, for the record, yes, would make me all of 8-inches). Ha, who knew you're not supposed to use your primary email when signing up for shifty websites. ... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2011
    Because today is 3/14 and those are the first three digits of pi, (followed by 32.33 -- repeating of course. jk jk) it's Pi Day and everyone gathers in the streets to sing traditional Irish songs and eat pickled cabbage or whatever. No? Different holiday? Oh. Well I'm not ... / Continue →
  • March 6, 2011
    Alien bacteria? Possibly. Noodle puking noodles? Probably. A NASA scientist who's dreamed of having sex with aliens since adolescence claims he's found FOSSILIZED ALIEN BACTERIA in a rare form of meteorite. This discovery may or may yes lend credit to the Scientologist bel... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2011
    Well folks, to the surprise of not a single f***ing person, Apple announced the iPad 2 today. Are you going to get one? Kidding, I don't really care, I was just making conversation. BAD CONVERSATION. That's how little I care. The highlights, per Engadget: "Twice as fas... / Continue →
  • February 25, 2011
    Well folks, this wraps up the 25th anniversary week of the first Zelda game's release. So, in honor of my all-time favorite franchise, here's a super-short video tribute shot by Geekologie Reader Chad (aka SpiderChad). In case you couldn't tell, it was made using miniatures (... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2011
    Are you trying to steal the Geekologie font-fade?! In news that shouldn't surprise anybody who keeps abreast (or even abutt) of tech rumors, Apple and Verizon have announced the iPhone 4 is coming to "America's most reliable network" (and best store to drag a child through -- ... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2011
    Pheonix Jones is a real-life superhero that patrols the streets of Seattle at night gettin' his crime-bust on (also, tights). Now I know what you're thinking, and yes, he would look better without the tablecloth cape and athletic shorts. Yow yow -- take it off! *penis hits t... / Continue →