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  • November 15, 2013
    Seen here looking like an animal that's had its head shot off and reattached one too many times, the robotic deer Florida police use to catch out-of-season hunters gazes sadly at the camera. "I'd rather be a wall mount," I imagine it saying. Obviously it's never seen itself i... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2013
    Brazilian sex toy/blow-up doll manufacturer is auctioning off the virginity of Valentina, the company's first 'real-life' sex doll. Of course I have no idea what 'real-life' is supposed to mean in this case, and I don't think I want to. The auction doesn't end till March 31st... / Continue →
  • September 27, 2012
    Because Japan prides itself on being on the cutting edge of weird, these saline solution "bagel head" injections are allegedly a growing trend in the country. Thankfully (if there can be a thankfully in this story), the bagel shape only lasts around 16 hours before the saline ... / Continue →
  • April 13, 2012
    Wow, hands on the floor AND licking the wall -- this guy is DETERMINED to catch something. To advertise their product, McVitie's Jaffa Cakes developed and installed lickable wallpaper in a London elevator that tastes like their cakes. That's disgusting. What do you think, Wi... / Continue →
  • February 29, 2012
    A man in the Washington, DC area has successfully robbed four banks after slipping tellers a note that says he'll detonate a nuclear weapon if they don't hand over the cash. I dunno, if I were the teller I think I would have at least asked to see it first. No word if the tell... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2010
    No, not bowls like cereal bowls, I'm talking bowels -- his butt-parts, yo! Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported. The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed m... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2010
    Want to play some Chatroulette bingo? Me neither. But maybe you'll get drunk enough this weekend and change your mind. Hey, I won't hold it against you (I get drunk and buy swords on QVC all the time). Anyway, these are Chatroulette bingo cards. Now, get out there and see ... / Continue →