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Ninja Praying Mantis Battling A Guy's Thumb

This is a video of a praying mantis (Idolomantis Diabolica -- the Devil's Flower Mantis) showing off his ninja-ing skills on some dude's thumb. Honestly, I can't...
September 6, 2011

Bug Tornadoes Herald Coming Apocalypse

OMG -- the eighth plague. Because God has wisely (the dude's smart) decided humanity's reign of terror on earth has just about run its course, here's a...
August 18, 2011

GAAAAAAAAH!!: Creepy Makeup Neck Veins

TOO LATE WARNING: NOT UNSEEABLE. I don't like that. It's giving me the heeby-jeebies. "You mean a boner?" No, I mean the heeby-jeebies. My penis is actually...
June 6, 2011

Windows To The Soul: Eyeball Closeups

This is a series of eyeball closeups taken by Suren Manvelyan. Why anybody would want to take a bunch of freaky macro eyeball pictures is beyond me,...
January 12, 2011

It Was Only A Matter Of Time: Na'vi Fleshlight

Note: Jump probably NSFW due to fake alien-vaj. To coincide with the release of Hustler's Avatar pr0n parody, Fleshlight is making an "alien" version of their famous...
September 30, 2010

Homer's Completely NSFW Doppelganger

Note: Jump is very NSFW and very NOT UNSEEABLE. Textbook definition of cannot be unseen. You have been warned. "Honey, look -- it's Homer!" "Oh my God...
August 30, 2010

Is This The World's Longest Email Address?

Allegedly this is the world's longest active email address. Except it's not because I have the world's longest active email address. Plus tongue. Please send all future...
August 16, 2010