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  • September 5, 2014
    This is the 18-inch mantis shrimp (which are neither shrimp nor lobsters but similar to both) a fisherman pulled out of the water while fishing off a dock on the Indian River Lagoon in Florida. Apparently this is an exceptionally sized species of mantis shrimp too. I'd say, t... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2012
    This is a video from a submersible surveying underwater cable routes a half-mile beneath the ocean's surface when it spots Batman. Well, not Batman himself, probably just the latest Bat-Sub that Lucius Fox designed for him. What's he doing down there? Your guess is as good a... / Continue →
  • September 23, 2011
    Not date like, 'take it out for dinner and a movie and hope to see its privates after', date like, 'to this point in time'. The Battman: a cross between a superhero, an original XBox, some Playstation 1 controllers, a realistic looking handgun and like eight giant piles of shi... / Continue →
  • September 6, 2011
    This is a video of a praying mantis (Idolomantis Diabolica -- the Devil's Flower Mantis) showing off his ninja-ing skills on some dude's thumb. Honestly, I can't even believe this thing exists in real life. Of course I said the same thing about Double-Stuffed Oreos, and yet t... / Continue →
  • August 18, 2011
    OMG -- the eighth plague. Because God has wisely (the dude's smart) decided humanity's reign of terror on earth has just about run its course, here's a video featuring a bunch of recent bugnadoes (bugs + tornadoes, despite the absence of any actual tornadoes) in Missouri. All... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2011
    TOO LATE WARNING: NOT UNSEEABLE. I don't like that. It's giving me the heeby-jeebies. "You mean a boner?" No, I mean the heeby-jeebies. My penis is actually crying right now. Get it? I PEED MY PANTS. Hit the jump for a couple more in case you really REALLY hate your eyeb... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2011
    Fan Xiaoyan is a 27-year old Chinese artist who creates some of the creepiest shit my eyes have ever had the unfortunate displeasure of witnessing. They basically combine the horror of chrome-plated Decepticons with the frightfulness of nude mannequins. What? The female form... / Continue →
  • May 9, 2011
    Having a picnic? I'll bring the melon balls. Remember Slingshot Guy? How could you forget, I think I'm developing a non-sexual (okay, MOSTLY non-sexual) man-crush on him. MOVE OVER MIKE ROWE aside, here he is with his latest slinger of shots, the 'slingshot of mass destruct... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2011
    This is a series of eyeball closeups taken by Suren Manvelyan. Why anybody would want to take a bunch of freaky macro eyeball pictures is beyond me, but I suspect Suren is trying to steal souls. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF POTIONS ARE YOU MIXING, WIZARD?! Hit the jump for a ton mo... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2011
    This is a video of a woman's stomach with what I can only assume is a full-sized 8-year old inside desperately trying to force its way out. VIDEO CANNOT BE UNSEEN. If you don't want to watch it (which I recommend not), I'll now describe the scene as poetically as possible: HO... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2010
    This is a picture of someone who's been vacuum-packed. Sounds freaky deaky, I know. And that's because it is freaky deaky. Apparently people like the way it feels. See? Those frozen chicken cutlets don't have it so bad after all! There's a video of a human vacuum-packing ... / Continue →
  • October 1, 2010
    This pulsating 'umbilical' iPhone charger was designed by Mio I-zawa as an experiment in just how disgusting a person can make a cell phone charger. Nice try, Mio, but a REAL disgusting charger would ooze pus and smell like an orc's o-ring (they wipe with dead animals). Oh I'... / Continue →
  • September 30, 2010
    Note: Jump probably NSFW due to fake alien-vaj. To coincide with the release of Hustler's Avatar pr0n parody, Fleshlight is making an "alien" version of their famous male sex-toy. "Honey -- I think the blue flashlight in the tool chest next to your Neytiri poster is out of ba... / Continue →
  • August 30, 2010
    Note: Jump is very NSFW and very NOT UNSEEABLE. Textbook definition of cannot be unseen. You have been warned. "Honey, look -- it's Homer!" "Oh my God that's amazing! The only thing that could possibly make it any better is if it wasn't my wife doing it. I think we should... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2010
    Not cool, Field Center for Children's Policy, Practice & Research, not cool. GRAPHIC DESIGN IS TOO GRAPHIC. The Most Unfortunate Logo Ever [buzzfeed] Thanks to Kristen, who agrees there's a time and place for clip art, and this is it.... / Continue →
  • August 16, 2010
    Allegedly this is the world's longest active email address. Except it's not because I have the world's longest active email address. Plus tongue. Please send all future death threats to: hey-gw-im-trying-to-contact-you-so-please-return-my-email-and-dont-just-throw-this-away-... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2010
    This is a pen that looks like a penis. It's supposed to be particularly ergonomic or something, but I don't buy it. What I do buy are pens that don't look like wieners. This BioErgonomic pen is shaped to better fit in the hands. The squatter base helps it rests between the f... / Continue →
  • July 15, 2010
    I swear I'm gonna be dehydrated by the the time I finish posting this article I've been vomiting so hard. *BLAAAAR!* Well at least it's just Pop Tarts now. Enough fat to fill nine double-decker buses is being removed from sewers under London's Leicester Square. A team of "f... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2010
    See this series of pictures? It's a deep sea squid. In the first picture it's just a normal-ass looking squid, right? Well in the second one its been dissected to see its johnson. It's the white tubular (but not in a gnarly, hang-ten kind of way) thing in the lower half of ... / Continue →
  • June 10, 2010
    How old do you think the world's oldest shoe is? Just take a guess. Wrong! Try 5,500 years. And allegedly this is it. Ooooor a man holding a bear turd. Created more than 5,500 years ago at the dawn of civilisation this perfectly preserved brown leather lace-up is the olde... / Continue →