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  • October 20, 2014
    If you haven't already seen it, this is a prank video utilizing a legless man to play a dissembled chainsaw massacre victim. It is f***ed up. I feel like these Youtube pranksters have really gotten out of hand lately. I mean, somebody's going to have a heart attack eventuall... / Continue →
  • October 16, 2014
    This is The Walking Drunk, an edit of The Walking Dead opener by Youtuber Marca Branca with all the clips of the undead replaced with clips of actual drunks stumbling around. The resemblance is uncanny. Are drunks really just one step away from the walking dead? I dunno, but... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2014
    Note: Woman filming drops some nasty, possibly jealous f-bombs. This is a painful portrait-mode video of some lady in a bikini at the pool on a quest for the perfect selfie. At one point I'm pretty sure she's only taking pictures of her privates. Also, I don't know if she's ... / Continue →
  • October 9, 2014
    Because this is the sexually deviant world we live in, here's the clean trailer for Wood Rocket's p0rn parody of Bob's Burgers (cleverly named Bob's Boners). I don't know about you, but I, for one, am not into this whole p0rn parody thing. Call me oldschool, but I believe if ... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2014
    This is a video of some guy constantly scaring/harassing his girlfriend with different Lord of the Rings quotes. Amazingly, somehow she didn't leave him before he was able to make this video. Also, for a guy who can remember every line from Lord of the Rings, it's a little su... / Continue →
  • September 29, 2014
    This is a promo video for Arbor Skateboards featuring pro longboarder James Kelly bombing a bunch of roads out west at TOP SPEED. I'm pretty sure I would have flown off the road into a canyon and died on the first turn, possibly even before. Clearly James has complete confide... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2014
    Note: Portrait mode video but I'll let it slide this time for the sake of not blowing dude's cover. This is a video of father Rod Beckham candidly filming his teenage daughter in the middle of a full-blown selfie extravaganza in the back of the car. Wait -- is she even wearin... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2014
    This is the 'average' face of Doctor Who (which looks suspiciously like a police portrait of a 40-year old Michael Cera), created by Youtuber Dave Clipson by combining the faces of all thirteen Doctors. Dave actually made a whole 5-minute video showing various combinations of ... / Continue →
  • July 15, 2014
    Aww man, when I saw the car I thought it was gonna be a bonus stage! So a Russian walks into a bar...I'm kidding, he's already been there for hours. This is a video of two drunk as f*** Ruskies (is there any other kind? That was rhetorical) doing battle, which somebody added ... / Continue →
  • April 10, 2014
    Because this is the internet and somebody had some free time on their hands, here's a video of goats performing the Game of Thrones theme. I'm not really feeling that great this morning so it was a little hard for me to watch. I made it to the first long note before I had sto... / Continue →
  • February 19, 2014
    This is a screenshot from Twitch.tv, where right now more than 50,000 people are in a chatroom controlling a single game of Pokemon Red by entering controller input into the chat window (up, down, left right, B, A, select, start). It's beautiful, beautiful chaos. I just watch... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2013
    This is a video (complete with party-horn sound effects) of a male moth being prodded to inflate its androconial organs. The androconial organs are responsible for releasing pheromones to attract lady moths. I don't know about you, but if I were a moth I'd want pheromones tha... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2013
    Press the bulge. Apparently these little rubber underwears from Bandai are all the rage for smartphone owners in Japan because Japan is Japan and I'm tired of trying to understand. They come in a variety of styles and are sold randomly in plastic capsule machines for 200 yen ... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2013
    This is a video of a ladder trying to escape its abusive owner by running down the driveway into the street. PROTIP: A ladder that moves on its own is not the kind you want to be standing on when you're trying to hang Christmas lights. Also, I know it's bad luck to walk under... / Continue →
  • September 30, 2013
    Me: OMG Colonel -- what's happening?! The Colonel: EAT MOR CHIKIN! Me: Wait -- did you just steal that from Chik-Fil-A? The Colonel: I will serve your flesh to my minions Original Recipe® style. Me: F*** this, I'm going to Taco Bell. Thanks to khz and lebeeps, who agree the... / Continue →
  • September 23, 2013
    If you haven't seen an of the individual Vine videos before, this is a compilation of the hero Gotham neither wants nor deserves harassing his wife and kids in a Batman mask. His kids actually seem to enjoy it, but his wife -- she's doesn't seem that into it. Also, that Batmo... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2013
    Hot on the heels hooves of that insane Japanese horse racing game comes this ski jumping one (actually a Japanese PSP game called Ski Jumping Pairs). From what I gathered from watching, this is how the US team participates: three teammates start down the hill simultaneously on... / Continue →
  • September 6, 2013
    This is some weird-ass cartoon commercial from Japan for the Jii lighter, a contact lighter (no flame, just a hot coil) that is USB rechargeable. The commercial starts on a dark and stormy night when a mad scientist creates the lighter Frankenstein style, which then proceeds t... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2013
    Jesus, Optimus, WTF did you eat?! Note: Turn the volume down on your speakers, this thing sounds like a tornado. This is a video of a jet-powered rocket truck unleashing what can only be described as the gates of hell before blasting off to 210MPH. I felt the heat THROUGH MY... / Continue →
  • August 28, 2013
    This is a video of World Cup 3, a horse racing video game from Japan. A very UNUSUAL horse racing game from Japan. I didn't really understand it, but that doesn't mean I don't really love it. "If you love it so much then why don't you marry it?" I already asked. "And -- what d... / Continue →