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  • August 26, 2014
    Note: Portrait mode video but I'll let it slide this time for the sake of not blowing dude's cover. This is a video of father Rod Beckham candidly filming his teenage daughter in the middle of a full-blown selfie extravaganza in the back of the car. Wait -- is she even wearin... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2014
    This is the 'average' face of Doctor Who (which looks suspiciously like a police portrait of a 40-year old Michael Cera), created by Youtuber Dave Clipson by combining the faces of all thirteen Doctors. Dave actually made a whole 5-minute video showing various combinations of ... / Continue →
  • July 15, 2014
    Aww man, when I saw the car I thought it was gonna be a bonus stage! So a Russian walks into a bar...I'm kidding, he's already been there for hours. This is a video of two drunk as f*** Ruskies (is there any other kind? That was rhetorical) doing battle, which somebody added ... / Continue →
  • April 10, 2014
    Because this is the internet and somebody had some free time on their hands, here's a video of goats performing the Game of Thrones theme. I'm not really feeling that great this morning so it was a little hard for me to watch. I made it to the first long note before I had sto... / Continue →
  • February 19, 2014
    This is a screenshot from Twitch.tv, where right now more than 50,000 people are in a chatroom controlling a single game of Pokemon Red by entering controller input into the chat window (up, down, left right, B, A, select, start). It's beautiful, beautiful chaos. I just watch... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2013
    This is a video (complete with party-horn sound effects) of a male moth being prodded to inflate its androconial organs. The androconial organs are responsible for releasing pheromones to attract lady moths. I don't know about you, but if I were a moth I'd want pheromones tha... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2013
    Press the bulge. Apparently these little rubber underwears from Bandai are all the rage for smartphone owners in Japan because Japan is Japan and I'm tired of trying to understand. They come in a variety of styles and are sold randomly in plastic capsule machines for 200 yen ... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2013
    This is a video of a ladder trying to escape its abusive owner by running down the driveway into the street. PROTIP: A ladder that moves on its own is not the kind you want to be standing on when you're trying to hang Christmas lights. Also, I know it's bad luck to walk under... / Continue →
  • September 30, 2013
    Me: OMG Colonel -- what's happening?! The Colonel: EAT MOR CHIKIN! Me: Wait -- did you just steal that from Chik-Fil-A? The Colonel: I will serve your flesh to my minions Original Recipe® style. Me: F*** this, I'm going to Taco Bell. Thanks to khz and lebeeps, who agree the... / Continue →
  • September 23, 2013
    If you haven't seen an of the individual Vine videos before, this is a compilation of the hero Gotham neither wants nor deserves harassing his wife and kids in a Batman mask. His kids actually seem to enjoy it, but his wife -- she's doesn't seem that into it. Also, that Batmo... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2013
    Hot on the heels hooves of that insane Japanese horse racing game comes this ski jumping one (actually a Japanese PSP game called Ski Jumping Pairs). From what I gathered from watching, this is how the US team participates: three teammates start down the hill simultaneously on... / Continue →
  • September 6, 2013
    This is some weird-ass cartoon commercial from Japan for the Jii lighter, a contact lighter (no flame, just a hot coil) that is USB rechargeable. The commercial starts on a dark and stormy night when a mad scientist creates the lighter Frankenstein style, which then proceeds t... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2013
    Jesus, Optimus, WTF did you eat?! Note: Turn the volume down on your speakers, this thing sounds like a tornado. This is a video of a jet-powered rocket truck unleashing what can only be described as the gates of hell before blasting off to 210MPH. I felt the heat THROUGH MY... / Continue →
  • August 28, 2013
    This is a video of World Cup 3, a horse racing video game from Japan. A very UNUSUAL horse racing game from Japan. I didn't really understand it, but that doesn't mean I don't really love it. "If you love it so much then why don't you marry it?" I already asked. "And -- what d... / Continue →
  • August 6, 2013
    In other food news, a 15-ton lump of congealed food fat and baby wipes (among other things) was found to be clogging a London sewer line. It's reportedly the size of a bus. The blob has been dubbed 'fatberg', which is the very clever combination of the words 'fat' and 'iceber... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2013
    This is a video from Sony showing off some of the Playstation 4's new socializing/multitasking interface. It tells the love story of Will, who lives in a shack on a beach somewhere and sits inside playing video games all day, and Sarah, who also plays a lot of video games but ... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2013
    This is an anti-drunk driving PSA from London that scares unsuspecting bar patrons in the bathroom when a fake bloody mannequin head smashing through the mirror as they wash their hands after taking a piss (I know -- some guys actually do that you filthy monster). The commerci... / Continue →
  • June 3, 2013
    This is a video of a kid flying around on a broomstick Harry Potter style in his parent's backyard. I'm not entirely sure how they achieved such motion picture magic, but I think it has something to do with that spell he's chanting the whole time. You hate me for posting this... / Continue →
  • May 8, 2013
    This is 'Screengrab', a video short made using multiple printed screencaps of some dude's hands, which then become part of the movie. At least I think -- I think that's what I watched. Honestly, I have no clue. Films are always hard for me and more often than not I'm left as... / Continue →
  • March 19, 2013
    Note: Video is graphic blood-wise and song does have dirty words, so make sure to call everybody in your office over and watch at full volume. This is a film short/music video directed by Ilya Naishuller for the Biting Elbows song 'Bad Motherf***er'. It's the second point-o... / Continue →