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  • November 18, 2013
    This is a trippy $60 Star Wars sweatshirt available for pre-order from Rage On (you know I will!). It looks like the kind of sweatshirt a droid might vomit after getting a virus. It's like R2-D2 was in charge of delivering the design to the factory, but got his memory banks s... / Continue →
  • November 8, 2013
    This is the unidentified mystery fish caught by fisherman Sapar Mansor off the coast of Tudan, Malaysia. I'm not sure I would eat it, but I would. I'll eat almost anything, including playground sand. The creature has two tusk-like spikes near its mouth and measures over one ... / Continue →
  • July 11, 2013
    This is a cross section of a colony of Pyura chilensis, a brainless filter feeding organism found in shallow waters off the coasts of Chile and Peru. They resemble squiggly rocks made out of cooked ground beef with nasty guts inside. Do people eat them raw? DAMN YEAH PEOPLE ... / Continue →
  • January 10, 2013
    Remember last week's face morph of all the Batman actors? Well here's one with all the dudes who have ever played James Bond. I'm not gonna lie, it's not really making my panties fly off. "Because you're wearing an adult diaper?" GOOD ONE, JERK. But yeah, I have a leaky bl... / Continue →
  • November 5, 2012
    Decent being a relative term of course. This is one of the three fingers cut from Galileo's hand in 1737 when his body was being moved to its final resting place after spending almost a hundred years at a temporary memorial (he died in 1642). Wow, who the hell cuts the fingers... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2012
    This is Terry the sheep. Terry was born with his head on upside down. Obviously, he's the black sheep of his flock. I'm not sure if the elves working in God's workshop were drinking on the job that day or what, but that is NOT how you assemble a sheep. If Santa brought that... / Continue →
  • September 27, 2012
    Because Japan prides itself on being on the cutting edge of weird, these saline solution "bagel head" injections are allegedly a growing trend in the country. Thankfully (if there can be a thankfully in this story), the bagel shape only lasts around 16 hours before the saline ... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2012
    This is a Star Wars themed LEGO build of MC Escher's iconic 'House of Stairs'. I can only look at it in five-second increments though or I get all dizzy and discombobulated. Which way is up? Which way is down? Is this vom on my shirt fresh or from last night? Will I be jud... / Continue →
  • February 13, 2012
    This is the 'Super Sexy Dress' from Greek Etsy seller LinaSpyroS (aka Lina Petrauskiene). It has a giant hole in the back to show off your buttcrack. Although, if you bent over, I wouldn't be surprised to find out it showed a little more than that. I'M TALKING BARE BUTTHOLE,... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2012
    This is a massive Optimus Prime snow sculpture on display at the Asahikawa Winter Festival in Hokkaido, Japan. It's left me with so many unanswered questions. Why Optimus Prime and not Gundam? Why doesn't he look anything like the cartoon OR movie versions? Are you sure tha... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2012
    This is a mysterious picture that just cropped up from China featuring a couple Apple fanboys cosplaying as a Mac cyborg and fungal-bearded Steve Jobs. Plus Amelia Earhart is trying to sneak by on the right. One thing's for certain -- this dynamic duo wants to make it clear t... / Continue →
  • February 3, 2012
    This shrimpy looking beast was dragged up from the ocean floor 4-miles down off the coast of New Zealand. But it's not a shrimp, it's an amphipod, a group of insect-like organisms that rarely grow larger than a sea-monkey. And speaking of sea-monkeys-- "They go bananas for bu... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2011
    Because why should women be the only ones who get to wear stupid pajama pants that look like f***ing jeans, now there's a line for dudes. Those are them in the picture. That's right, the boxers are printed on. You know, shit like this really hurts my brain. I have so many q... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2011
    What you're looking at are incredibly thin pieces of lab-grown beef. Pretty appetizing, right? "They look like scabs with little pieces of Band-Aid stuck in them." Mmmmmmm, scabs. I just had one on my knee that was almost ready for harvest but it came off in the bed and I h... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2011
    Kidding -- she's clearly adulterated. Ah yes, the ol' Myspace mirror shot. I've taken those before. SHIRTLESS. Oh I'm sorry -- am I making you too wet? "Only with vomit." Mmmmmm, rub it into your beard. This is crusty skankasaurus taking a Myspace mirror shot WITH AN ... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2011
    I actually have no clue WTF is going on here, but I approve of every last bit of it. Cool Guy of the Day [geeks.thedailywh.at] Thanks to Mark, who agrees the picture could use some more stormtrooper. ... / Continue →
  • March 15, 2011
    Note: Full picture after the jump, which, while everything IS covered, may be considered NSFW depending on how your employer feels about fine art. YOU CAN'T FIRE ME FOR BEING CULTURED. There's magical, and then there's naked lady unicorn mask on the beach magical. Or is tha... / Continue →
  • February 21, 2011
    Period Panties are $12 colored skivvies for ladies to wear while they're on their monthly emotion-fest so they don't ruin a pair of frilly lace ones. Or something. Honestly, I don't know anything about women and only learned last week vaginas aren't oriented sideways like I a... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2010
    Hey, I warned you. NOT UNSEEABLE usually means you don't want to see it. Remember that time you climbed on top of the bathroom counter and bent over to peek between your legs and get a closeup of your butt in the mirror? Well it's just like that. Except all these have two e... / Continue →
  • October 27, 2010
    Superman just got a makeover for an upcoming graphic novel about his youth and now looks like the kind of sad emo kid that would steal eyeliner from the beauty department at Target. But you used to be so super! The new Superman will appear in "Superman: Earth One," a graphic ... / Continue →