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  • January 30, 2013
    Ever wanted your own head on top of a PEZ dispenser? Who hasn't? Well now Hot Pop Factory has devised a way to do just that by scanning your dome using an X-Box Kinect and printing it out using a 3-D printer. I just got mine in the mail today, see? "You look like a 3-D ultr... / Continue →
  • January 15, 2013
    This is the $40 'Cartoon Totoro Lycra Spandex Multicolor Zentai Suit' available from Milanoo. If it hadn't said Totoro in the product title, I probably wouldn't have known it was supposed to be him. And that might have made it better. But let's not kid ourselves, we've alrea... / Continue →
  • December 18, 2012
    This is a series of anatomic kitchen tools made by Christine Chin. They're kind of gross -- LIKE ME. *tries to flick booger on floor, settles for wiping on printer* Chin created this conceptual series to explore the intersection between biology and technology, creating big-e... / Continue →
  • December 6, 2012
    These are some relatively realistic looking white chocolate baby heads created by Annabel de Vetten of the Conjurer's Kitchen as a private commission (presumably for a witch). Allegedly they're the same size as real newborn baby's heads. I'm really loving the creepy cloudy lo... / Continue →
  • October 22, 2012
    Note: Larger version HERE with better detail. This is an officially licensed 'Chogokin King Robot Mickey & Friends' action figure from toymaker Tamashii Nation. All the characters come together to form a giant robot, a la Voltron. Man, I used to have ALL the Voltron toys whe... / Continue →
  • October 16, 2012
    This is a gallery of some of the most disgusting and depressing home offices, the majority of which look like crime scenes. Especially the basement ones. Some of them aren't even PROPER basements, just crawl-spaces. Listen: if you have a computer room set up in the crawl spa... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2012
    Because everybody deserves to have nightmares, here's a common scorpionfly (thankfully not that common around here -- I hope). It's a fly with a scorpion-looking tail. But -- BUT -- the end of the tail isn't actually a stinger, it's its pecker. Tehehehe! Scientific Name: T... / Continue →
  • September 10, 2012
    Note: Worthwhile higher-res shot HERE, but be sure to visit the source for an ultra-ultra high res version. Because I can will things to happen with my mind if I think about them for too long (even accidentally), the Mars rover Curiosity recently took a picture of its privates... / Continue →
  • September 5, 2012
    This is a shot of two dudes spotted cosplaying as Bert and Ernie at Dracon*Con by Redditor ProbableCause. They're f***ing terrifying. Like, definitely not the type of guys you'd feel comfortable watching take a bubble-bath together. Chris Hemsworth and Ryan Gosling? Those t... / Continue →
  • August 31, 2012
    So apparently every year the town of Bilbao, Spain holds a 'Concurso de Feos' (Ugly Contest). Contestants are asked to make the ugliest face they can, and, judging from these pictures, they all won first prize. No word what the winner actually gets, but hopefully it's a brown... / Continue →
  • August 28, 2012
    This is the Fliz bike. Unlike traditional bikes, it doesn't have pedals. You hang suspended from the frame above and run. Or walk. Or speed down steep hills pretending you're Superman. I'm a bird, I'm a plane, I'm going to die. I have no clue if the bike is even practical... / Continue →
  • August 6, 2012
    Artist Robert DuGrenier blows clear glass shells for crabs to use so you can see their bodies inside. I'm not sure how the crabs feel about it, but if I lived in a glass house, well...you know. "Everybody would see you masturbate." Even the aliens! Then they'd, well...you k... / Continue →
  • July 18, 2012
    Note: Larger version HERE where you can read all the green doohickies. What are those called? "Words." I don't like them! Also, somebody call Hoarders/My Strange Addiction. These are the contents of Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak's backpack. Except this isn't even all of ... / Continue →
  • July 17, 2012
    This is a taxidermied zombie head gumball machine. I'm not sure where you're supposed to put your quarter, but I think we can all agree 25-cents is a little steep for a single little gumball. They aren't even the big ones! I would only pay a nickel, tops. Plus nibble on tha... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2012
    This is a series of ads created by photographer Markus Mueller for some German something. I dunno, I tried going to the website printed on the shirt but it wouldn't load. So let's just assume the campaign was a failure and they've already had to shutdown the site. Which is a... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2012
    This is the heavily modified 'Black Knight' Hummer H2. It has a shit-ton of weapons attached to it like guns, rocket launchers, flame throwers and SWORDS. Aaaaaaaand now it's for sale on eBay for the low, low price of $55,000. Did I mention it has Lambo doors? Because it doe... / Continue →
  • June 20, 2012
    You still like turtles now, Zombie Jonathan?! This is a pair of recently discovered 47-million year old fossilized turtles who were *kids, cover your eyes* boning when they died, which is exactly how I wanna go. No word if my special lady intends to go at the same time, but ... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2012
    This is a giant chart depicting sixteen different types of geeks. Are they accurate? Not a single f***ing one. I'm not even sure why I posted them except 1. to make sure I have a reason to hate myself later so 2. I have an excuse to go out drinking tonight. What can I say, ... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2012
    Here's a couple pictures of a giant golden orb spider eating a brown tree snake in some dude's garden in Cairns, Australia. You know, because apparently that's what spiders in Australia do -- they eat f***ing snakes. *cancels Australian leg of Geekologie world tour* "A few t... / Continue →
  • April 6, 2012
    Well, if it's really what's inside that counts, I guess we're counting disgusting. This is a series of photos from the recently opened 'Animals Inside Out' exhibit at the Natural History Museum in London. It features a number of animals that have been plastinated and NOT plas... / Continue →