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For The Ladies: Conceptual Stiletto Implants

The day stiletto heel implants become reality is the day I'm slingshoting myself into the sun. And, knowing my luck, missing and winding up orbiting the solar...
October 27, 2011

Your Wiener, Now With More Stick-On Crystals

British men, upset that woman get to have all the 'sticker crystals on your privates' fun, have finally gotten their wish with Pejazzles: peel-off Swarovski crystal stickers...
May 20, 2011

NO: Bionic Cockroach Controlled By Remote

Hacking a toy's remote-control mechanism to open your blinds when you wake up in the morning: cool. Hacking a toy's remote-control mechanism directly into a cockroach's nervous...
March 9, 2011

The Opposite Of Okay: A 'Sucking' Sex-Bot

Note: Video probably NSFW on account of a robot trying to choke down a wiener. This is a disturbingly disturbing DISTURBING DISTURBING video of a sex-bot "sucking"...
February 1, 2011

Damn You Brazen!: How To Steal A Laptop

This is a video of some jerk stealing a laptop out of some other dude's bookbag at the Oyster Boy restaurant in the Philippines (I haven't been...
January 18, 2011

How Video Game Designers Pick Characters

That's not true, I can list dozens of games with complex female characters. Take Princess Zelda for example. She counts, right? Plus her boobs aren't even that...
December 22, 2010

No: Pedo Book On Sale For Amazon Kindle

Despite always turning down my manuscripts, apparently Amazon doesn't really care what kind of books it sells for its Kindle e-book reader. Case in point: The Pedophile's...
November 10, 2010