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  • December 13, 2013
    This is the $75 Fisher-Price Ipad Apptivity Seat (already in existence: an iPad potty chair). It's a baby chair with an iPad dock that dangles over your little bundle of bad vision. Will it help your child grow up to be a technology professional? No. Will it give them somet... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2012
    Using a tracking cookie, Google stores info based on your searches to better target ads at your ass. Aaaaaand now you can see what demographic (I'm a cat!) Google thinks you belong to by visiting their ads preferences site HERE. You can also opt out of the tracking cookie's u... / Continue →
  • October 27, 2011
    The day stiletto heel implants become reality is the day I'm slingshoting myself into the sun. And, knowing my luck, missing and winding up orbiting the solar system for all eternity. Remind me to pack cyanide capsules. Also: some really bright LEDs (I want children to be ab... / Continue →
  • October 6, 2011
    Damn what I wouldn't give for chest hair like that. According a recent study, oral sex may be causing more cases of throat cancer that smoking, all thanks to HPV (human papillomavirus). Ha -- and people wonder why I'm afraid to engage in any sexual behavior! Kidding, it's be... / Continue →
  • October 5, 2011
    This is Zwischenräume, a mechanical art piece developed by "Petra Gemeinboeck & Rob Saunders, who go by the alias RoboCoco" some real f***ing sickos. Seriously, just read this shit: The installation embeds a group of autonomous robots into the walls of a gallery. They punch ... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2011
    This is a chicken "vacuum" used to harvest chickens from the yard and crate them before slaughter so they can finally be put out of their f***ing misery. It's...a great example of what's wrong with the manufactured meat industry. Aaaaaaaand why I don't eat the animals. God k... / Continue →
  • July 15, 2011
    Excuse me if I'm writing this while I puke in my shoes but I mean, c'mon, a guy can only take so much. Chick looks like she's wearing my shower drain around her neck. The human hair necklace...is made by artist Kerry Howley who wants to "make discarded hair attractive again.... / Continue →
  • June 20, 2011
    Can you tell who doesn't belong? SPOILER: The lion, sicko. Apparently "lookist" dating website BeautifulPeople.com was recently hacked, and accepted over 30,000 busted-ass, booboo looking people over the course of six weeks because its rating system was jeopardized. Per compa... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2011
    I'll trade you an iPad 3 for your liver. A 17-year old Chinese boy found a black-market organs dealer online willing to pay $3,400 for one of his kidneys, then had it removed to buy an iPhone and iPad. Ha -- and you thought you knew a stupid fanboy. Without telling his famil... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2011
    Picture 1: Should've covered your eyes instead, little girl Picture 2: Probably the worst 'sign of the horns' EVER This is a video of Chewbacca dressed as Axl Rose and an Ewok as Slash performing Guns n Roses' 'Welcome to the Jungle' as part of Disney's 2011 Star Wars Weekends... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2011
    British men, upset that woman get to have all the 'sticker crystals on your privates' fun, have finally gotten their wish with Pejazzles: peel-off Swarovski crystal stickers for your wiener. LOOK LOOK -- mine says 'RAWR'! 'Women don't necessarily want a rough and ready man. S... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2011
    I'm sure this is all bullshit but it's fun to think about anyways. Unless you're locked in a house with a guy who grows pot for a living and he's talking nonstop about wack-ass government conspiracies, then it gets less fun and more "I've got to get the f*** out of here!" Tha... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2011
    Yes, that is under-boob. Seen here SITTING ON A F***IN' TANK WITH A CANNON BETWEEN HER LEGS (possibly two!), Chelsea Charms (not to be confused with Lucky Charms, which have way fewer artificial ingredients) shows off her 'world's largest' 164XXX sized mammaries. Pfft,that's n... / Continue →
  • March 9, 2011
    Hacking a toy's remote-control mechanism to open your blinds when you wake up in the morning: cool. Hacking a toy's remote-control mechanism directly into a cockroach's nervous system to make it turn whatever direction you want it to: WAIT -- WHAT THE F***?! By modifying the H... / Continue →
  • February 1, 2011
    Note: Video probably NSFW on account of a robot trying to choke down a wiener. This is a disturbingly disturbing DISTURBING DISTURBING video of a sex-bot "sucking" on a sausage. I put quotations around sucking because she's 100% trying to gnaw it in half. Now, as you may wel... / Continue →
  • January 18, 2011
    This is a video of some jerk stealing a laptop out of some other dude's bookbag at the Oyster Boy restaurant in the Philippines (I haven't been yet). That's the laptop bookbag with the arrow pointing at it there. Basically the thief just sits down, uses his foot to pull the b... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2010
    In sad news, a 17-year old died on Christmas after crashing his car into a telephone pole (rest in peace, buddy). Then, at his funeral a few days later, a 37-year old family "friend" decided to steal the Gameboys others had left for the boy in his casket. Who are you to decid... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2010
    That's not true, I can list dozens of games with complex female characters. Take Princess Zelda for example. She counts, right? Plus her boobs aren't even that big. I mean in my dreams they're like double-Z's, but in the games she's probably a B-cup. And you know what? I'... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2010
    Apparently stupid parents are getting their stupid children pet owls so they can be more like Harry Potter. Dammit Harry, why couldn't you have had a hamster?! In the story, owls are messengers and the child wizard has his own snowy owl named Hedwig, who has a fan base all he... / Continue →
  • November 10, 2010
    Despite always turning down my manuscripts, apparently Amazon doesn't really care what kind of books it sells for its Kindle e-book reader. Case in point: The Pedophile's Guide to Love and Pleasure. You dun goofed, Amazon! Product Description This is my attempt to make pedo... / Continue →