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Some News I Can Really Sink My Teeth Into

Wow, what an absolute COINCIDENCE the the FAREWELL columns just so happen to spell 'PENIS'. I mean, what are the chances? Reminds me of my senior quote...
May 5, 2010

Yes Please!: Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-Fiction

This is a screenshot of the International Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-Fiction Writer's Association website. The site itself looks like it was made by a 6th grader for...
January 24, 2010

Cheat Sheet: Hang Up In Your Time Machine

This is part of a cheat-sheet (worthwhile full version HERE) you're supposed to hang up in your time machine so you can steal everyone's credit for discoveries...
November 25, 2009

Son Paints 60-Foot Phallus On Parent's Roof

Rory McInnes, 18, inspired by a television program he watched about Google Earth, climbed onto his parent's roof and painted a 60-foot phallus with a bucket of...
March 24, 2009

Wrong, Just Wrong: Sexy Microphone Video

First of all, these videos are NSFW because they're all of of some chick pleasuring a microphone. Jesus, I feel dirty just posting them. Apparently they're part...
November 18, 2008