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  • February 21, 2014
    This are remakes of the 'Too Cool To Do Drugs' pencils that were handed out in the 90's until people realized when you sharpened them the message changed and recalled them all. And now BRRYBNDS is selling five packs for $5. In case you're listening to this in my soothing robo... / Continue →
  • January 10, 2014
    These are Hero-Glyphics, a series of drawings by artist Josh Lane featuring modern heroes in ancient hieroglyphic scrolls. Doesn't make a lot of sense to me, but not much does anymore. And guess what -- I'm tired of looking for answers. You know what happens when you dig dow... / Continue →
  • July 8, 2013
    This is a shot of a highlighter right at its moment of explosion in a microwave. It kind of looks like cotton candy. Why would anybody put a highlighter in a microwave? Keep in mind this was a 4th of July weekend and not everyone can afford fireworks. "Sooo...." Yep -- you... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2013
    So this is my 12,000th Geekologie article -- go me. I got a breakfast burrito this morning to celebrate and I even put a candle in it. It was one of those tall tapered ones your mom sets out on the dining room table for Christmas dinner. Yeah, and I just sung 'Happy 12,000 a... / Continue →
  • November 6, 2012
    Wait -- I didn't tell it to do that. I don't ever want to lose an arm. But if I do, I want it to be the right one (I'm left handed), and I want it to be to a crocodile. But not before I gouge one of his eyes out to wear on a necklace. The is the Bebionic3, an advanced prost... / Continue →
  • September 12, 2012
    This is an audio recording of J.R.R. Tolkien reciting his poem Namárië in the Elvish language he created. I dunno, I thought he kind of sounds like a leprechaun. Which, for the record, do exist, but don't hide pots of gold. They do steal children in the middle of the night th... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2012
    WriteWithImages is a website that turns text into images using the first Google Image search result for each word typed. Unfortunately, "the" always gets you that creepy 'Art of the Devil II' movie poster. Which is EXACTLY why I just changed the filename for the picture I use... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2012
    Fantasy and speculative fiction author Ray Bradbury passed away yesterday at the age of 91. Best known for his dystopian classic Farheinheit 451, Ray never obtained a driver's license in his life. I admire him for that. Especially if he still drove anyways. Despite the nume... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2011
    A granny in England recently had a writing pen removed from her stomach after being there for over 25 years and doctors were amazed to find it still writes. You know, because that's the first thing doctors do after pulling something out of somebody: see if it still works. *co... / Continue →
  • September 27, 2011
    Inb4 'that's a chimp not a monkey'. "Is that you, GW?" Is that me what? "In the picture." GOOD ONE, TURDBUCKET. But yes :/ A computer program designed to emulate the infinite monkey theorem (which states that a monkey typing at random for an infinite amount of time will '... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2011
    I'm digging the parachute shorts/tights combo, bro. Seen here struttin' that ass at a Renaissance Festival, Shakespeare (personally, I shake a trident) nonchalantly carries his pipe behind a row of porta-potties to get a fix. Aaaaaaand now a group of nutjobs want to dig up an... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2011
    Kidding, I'm pretty sure the future of pen technology is writing with lasers. Could you imagine signing your name with a laser-pen? I can, and not just because I've practiced with my penis in the snow, but I have and I can do it in block letters AND cursive. So yeah, spirali... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2011
    Daaaaaaaw, isn't that precious? I mean, besides the misspelling of "you're", which I can forgive a person four sense I have too editors and still storys get publishes with erors. This hole righting thing are'nt as ezzy as it looks! Nerf Gun Battle Proposal is the Most Roma... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2010
    This is the entire script for the original Star Wars (aka "the first one", aka "A New Hope") colored to resemble Darth Vader's evil (but still very handsome) visage (in a similar style to this Godfather version). It was created by Geekologie reader David Johns, easily placing ... / Continue →
  • October 18, 2010
    This isn't particularly NEW news because we mentioned it back in 2006 when you weren't even kneehigh to a tadpole yet, but we've got video this time. And video, as you may well know, are the words of the future. So yeah, a Japanese pool that can create shapes out of waves. T... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2010
    Note: Full-res version right *ABRACADABRA!* HERE. I never read any of the Harry Potter books because they make us real wizards seem kinda twinky, but I have seen part of one of the movies, so I'm basically an expert on the subject. Also, every other subject. Women's fashion?... / Continue →
  • September 20, 2010
    Sir Terry Pratchett, best known for his sci-fi series Discworld and co-authoring Good Omens with Neil Gaimen, was knighted last year and decided to make himself a sword to celebrate the occasion. But not just any sword, oh no -- a magical sword. Forged from meteorites. In Mo... / Continue →
  • September 2, 2010
    Seen here trying to bite his tongue but catching his lip instead, Stephen Hawking claims there's no need for a God in order for the universe to exist. *Preparing napsack and evacuation route for flame war* Now, in his upcoming book, according to an excerpt of the introduction... / Continue →
  • August 23, 2010
    Remember last week's chart-topping 'F*** Me, Ray Bradbury' music video by Rachel Bloom? Well this is a picture of the man himself (who turned 90 yesterday and allegedly hates the interwebs) watching it. As you can see, it looks like he's having a heart attack. Ooor a bowel m... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2010
    #2 like pencils, not #2 like you're gonna go in your jammies when I jump out of your closet tonight. Which I am going to do. You know, or get drunk and pass out on the bus again. I think somebody licked my face last time! Steamy public transportation romance aside, I want n... / Continue →