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  • November 14, 2014
    Remember that lifelike Doctor Zoidberg costume made by the folks at Tested.com? Well now they're back with a Professor Farnsworth version. He is equally freaky deaky. Although, honestly, I expected Farnsworth to be even creepier looking than this. Plus have a smell you can'... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2013
    Because wrinkles and third-degree burns are mutually exclusive, Fountain Of Youth seekers in China are heading to the spa requesting Huǒ liáo, a beauty treatment that involves setting an alcohol and magic potion-soaked rag covering your face on fire. What could go wrong? SPOI... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2011
    Seen here about to get creamed by a bus because they're too f***ing slow, a couple demonstrate their AGNES (Age Gain Now Empathy System) suits, which make them move and feel like crotchety 75-year olds. *waving cane* Kids these days, I...just shat myself again. When you put ... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2011
    Just the right amount of coverage. The Sleeping Beauty Bra is a $70 bra that's supposed to prevent ladies (and busty men) from waking up with wrinkles between their tits. Thankfully, I don't have a breast wrinkle problem. Balls, absolutely. Which, painful fact: they DO NOT ... / Continue →