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  • May 30, 2014
    Meet the Galactic Cap (not to be confused with the Space Jammer), a condom that only covers the very end of a penis, allowing for greater sensitivity while boning. Basically, you apply a special piece of adhesive tape ("hours or even days before sex" -- yes, seriously) to the ... / Continue →
  • August 28, 2013
    I came for an oil-change. *wink* Because the sex boxes they installed in 2010 were too drab, the city of Zurich has installed new sex boxes for people to have sex with prostitutes in, without the fear of children on family road trips watching from the back of their parents' st... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2013
    These are Daniel Resnic's 'Origami' condom designs. Despite what the name might imply, the condoms are actually latex-free silicon, which is a good thing because no folded paper crane on your pecker is gonna prevent your girlfriend from getting pregnant. The Origami Male Co... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2013
    Nice vibrator, bro. This is a video of Jörg Sprave demonstrating the condom-applying slingshot he developed to collect the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation's $100,000 reward for a concept that will encourage greater condom use. It's really something. You ever been hit in th... / Continue →
  • September 5, 2012
    You know what the most annoying thing about condoms is? The packaging is too hard to open. I'm joking, it's that they don't make them in extra-extra wide. But for those of you that are just too excited about the prospect of having sex with a lady that it makes opening a cond... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2012
    Seen here moments before child services were called, two LEGO parents grossly neglect 22 of their 24 bundles of joy crying hysteria. And now custom LEGO printer Citizen Brick is selling the orphaned minifigs for a scant $1 apiece. But seriously, somebody should have told that... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2012
    This is a series of conceptual Star Wars condom wrappers from Milan designer Benedetto Papi, who has a bitchin' Italian name (and presumably an equally bitchin' moped). Each package comes with a character's face and phrase on it, which were all okay except for Yoda's (Do or do... / Continue →
  • February 27, 2012
    Planned Parenthood in western Washington state have been handing out condoms with special QR codes on the wrapper. Users are encouraged to scan the code with their smartphone prior to/after having sex (AND WASHING YOUR HANDS), and the general location of your safe sex will be ... / Continue →
  • September 26, 2011
    These are a bunch of brand slogans that, when presented on condom wrappers (not unlike the ones I find all over the sidewalk when I'm walking the dogs) suddenly become double entendres. Magical, I know. Inevitable follow-ups: Pork. The Other White Meat. -- National Pork ... / Continue →
  • July 12, 2011
    isplay: inline;"> Seen here looking like your wiener's worst DO NOT WANT nightmare, a scientist holds a petri dish containing a new strain of gonorrhea-causing bacteria that's antibiotic resistant. What the -- stop being so cavalier with that shit and put some f***ing gloves o... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2011
    Because if there's one thing that can help prevent pregnancy, it's definitely novelty underwear. Suck it, condoms! A company called WWYMD (what would your mother do? Not buy me novelty underwear, that's for sure!) is selling women's underoos with messages like "dream on", "z... / Continue →
  • April 18, 2011
    The JustinCase (I see what you did there, I'm JustinOtsure how I feel about it) is an iPhone case with a special slide compartment made for a single, ultra-thin condom. Because if there's one thing an Apple fanboy needs, it's a single, ultra-thin condom. HIYO, skinny wieners ... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2010
    So apparently Warner Bros. is suing the Swiss manufacturer of 'Harry Popper' condoms for copyright infringement because the name's too similar to Harry Potter's. Personally, I don't see it. Wiener magic! Per questionable Google translation: The lawyer of the film Giant, "Ev... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2010
    This is a box of Game Boy themed wiener wrappers designed by artist/illustrator Ben Marsh. Each paper Game Boy comes filled with six cartridge-condoms to help prevent the spread of disease and crying babies. The handheld-themed packaging contains six pleasurable varieties of ... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2010
    Note: Animated gif is after the jump. So yeah, LOST is over. What'd you think? I thought it ended well. Granted it wasn't the happiest ending, but what do you expect from a free massage? Regardless of what your opinion of the finale, this is the way the series should have ... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2010
    This is allegedly a Darth Vader condom from France. It looks like a Photoshop job but it's cute regardless because the message reads, "I will not be your father!" At least that's supposedly what it says, I don't speak French. It could read, "We poked a bunch of holes in the ... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2010
    Facebook has been linked to a 4x rise in syphilis in some parts of Britain because "it has given people a new way to meet multiple partners for casual sexual encounters." Geez, whatever happened to scrawling your number on the urinal divider in rest stop bathrooms? The viru... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2009
    Want a pillow that looks like a giant condom wrapper? Who doesn't? Handcrafted and silk screened by Etsy seller LittleElk, each $35 pillow actually comes with a little pocket for holding normal-size pecker protectors (or, in your case, XS). Just wait till you bring a woman h... / Continue →
  • October 21, 2008
    Does it hurt when you pee? Look down. Did the toilet lid fall on your penis? If so, disregard. But if not, get tested. And then use the inSPOT website to notify all your past sexual partners you may have given them something. Originally developed for gay and bisexual men, ... / Continue →
  • February 8, 2008
    Patent 5163447 describes a "force-sensitive, sound-playing condom." The safety device features "a chip-controlled piezoelectric sound transducer (18) which plays a melody or voiced message when during intercourse the contacts of the sound-playing unit are closed and the transd... / Continue →