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  • October 2, 2015
    Yachts are for poor people. This is Kokomo Ailand, a mobile private island developed by Migaloo Private Submarines (who specialize in submersible yachts). They haven't actually built one yet, but claim they can immediately with existing technology provided someone forks over ... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2015
    In completely unsurprising news, 36-year old Alex Gomez may lose his hand after attempting to pick up a rattlesnake to take a selfie with near his Lake Elsinore, California home. I wish this happened to more people who tried to take ridiculous selfies. Thankfully, Alex's mom ... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2015
    This is how big a full grown grizzly paw is. Don't worry though, that lady didn't kill it, the bear is sedated and waiting to be tagged. Personally, I don't care how sedated a grizzly bear is, I'm not holding its hand. Could you imagine that thing waking up while you're posi... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2015
    This is a video of a guy trying to break a bottle of champagne. It does not break. It does rocket back straight into his crotch though. This has America's Funniest Home Videos $10,000 winner written all over it. Also, why is he trying to break a bottle of champagne in the f... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2015
    These are the officially licensed World of Warcraft robes available from ThinkGeek. They cost $130 - $150 apiece and come in Draenei, Malefic, Bloodfang Rogue, Paladin and Priest varieties. Obviously, they're for having sex in while pretending you're a World of Warcraft char... / Continue →
  • April 7, 2015
    This is a video of Youtuber Tom Scott touring Ai Pioppi, an amusement park built by a man named Bruno over the last 40 years with rides that are all powered by the riders themselves. This is the Bicycle of Death here, but there's also a roller coaster and a bunch of other ride... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2015
    This is a video from Smarter Every Day of Alabama archer Byron Ferguson hitting a thrown aspirin tablet with an arrow, using an oldschool longbow (and not one of those fancy compound bows with sights and all the bells and whistles). Obviously, you're going to want Byron on you... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2015
    This is a shot of the galaxy cluster SDSS J1038+4849 (cool name). The eyes are two individual galaxies, while the ring of the face and mouth were caused by the bending of light due to the incredible mass of the galaxy cluster. Your astronomy lesson for the day while I pretend... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2015
    These are the photographs taken by Canadian diver and photographer Keri Wilk after a particularly crappy encounter with a sperm whale. Apparently the 'shit as much as you can and wave it in the face of whoever you don't want around' defense technique is equally effective under... / Continue →
  • January 22, 2015
    Don't like squinting? Click HERE for the full size Simpsons version and HERE for South Park. This are two charts created by @Jishai showing the voice actors that work for the Simpsons and South Park and all the characters they play. Eight Simpsons voice actors play over 100 ... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2015
    This is security camera footage of a woman who keeps driving around a gas pump not understanding why the gas cap is always on the opposite side of the car she needs it to be. It is incredibly painful to watch. Also, I have no clue how this woman ever managed to get a driver's... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2014
    This is a video of BBC reporter Quentin Sommerville losing his cool while trying to report in front of a massive 8.5-ton pile of burning heroin, opium and hash. He acts about as professional as you'd expect a reporter on heroin, opium and hash to act, which is to say not very ... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2014
    Because this is the world we live in, Norwegian underwear manufacturer Comfyballs was denied a US trademark for their product (obtaining a European trademark was no problem because they're not so prudish over there) because, "The mark does not create a double entendre or other ... / Continue →
  • December 2, 2014
    This is a video of professional prankster (literally, he makes a living doing this shit) Roman Atwood convincing his girlfriend he accidentally threw their son Kane over a balcony. That -- wow, that's pretty serious. I guess he's pulled every other prank already? Also, I had... / Continue →
  • November 5, 2014
    This is a video of extreme dumbass Harrison Williams, a 26-year old from Australia who decided to jump off a boat and surf on a dead whale carcass while tiger sharks and at least one great white feasted on its corpse. Why? Because apparently one of his friends "thought it'd b... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2014
    This is part of the 4-acres of spiderweb built by orb-weavers in a Baltimore Wastewater Treatment Plant. Experts CONSERVATIVELY estimate there were over 107-million spiders living in the webs, with a population density as high as 35,176 spiders per square meter. For reference... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2014
    Note: Woman filming drops some nasty, possibly jealous f-bombs. This is a painful portrait-mode video of some lady in a bikini at the pool on a quest for the perfect selfie. At one point I'm pretty sure she's only taking pictures of her privates. Also, I don't know if she's ... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2014
    To promote the upcoming Warlords of Draenor expansion pack, World of Warcraft and McDonald's China have teamed up to decorate some of their stores with a Warcraft theme. My favorite fast food restaurant theme? Clean, with no shit on the walls of the bathroom. The themed stor... / Continue →
  • October 6, 2014
    This is Ed, a super realistic face digitally rendered using Lightwave, Sculptris and Krita by Australian artist Chris Jones. I say super realistic, but you can easily tell it's fake because it's just a floating head -- there's no body. Nice try, but that's a dead giveaway, Ch... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2014
    This is some (presumably Russian) dashcam footage of exactly what the title says: a speeding motorcyclist crashing into the back of a car and managing to land on his feet on the roof of the vehicle. Now I know I called him a ninja in the title, but in reality ninjas don't cras... / Continue →