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  • August 28, 2013
    I'm going to be honest, I didn't know there were OLD glue spitting velvet worms we'd already discovered. And you know what? The world seemed like a better place when I didn't. Now the storm clouds are rolling in and it looks like I'm in for 40 days and 40 nights of rain. "I... / Continue →
  • January 24, 2011
    Damn yeah I still have my Glo-Worm! Because scientists won't be happy until we can ride worms sans maker hooks (Dune reference FTW!), they've managed to genetically modify a species to take "directions" from pulses of light. This should end well. There are no wires or elec... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2010
    See how I snuck "eye" into mesmerizing? That required a magic potion. Which reminds me -- I need to pick up some more sun-dried witch's nips the next time I'm at the wizard store. Damn yeah I saw Harry Potter trying to sneak into the adults only section last time I was there... / Continue →
  • October 25, 2010
    Vat 19, the company behind the world's largest commercially available gummi bear, is back at it, this time with the world's largest commercially available gummi worm. It's every bit as disgusting as you'd expect. Unless you expected it to not be disgusting, in which case you'... / Continue →
  • September 21, 2010
    John Matthews is a man. A man who used to have a little worm eating its way around his eyeball before a doctor PEW PEW PEWed that little SOB with a laser. Lasers: what CAN'T they do? That was a trick question, lasers can do everything. John Matthews loves to hunt turkeys an... / Continue →
  • May 10, 2010
    This is an oven mitt made to look like a Space Slug from the Star Wars universe. I'm gonna buy one and wear it filled with Vaseline like Curley did in Of Mice and Men. The worlds of epicurean geeks and Star Wars geeks come crashing together with this Space Slug Oven Mitt. Bas... / Continue →
  • December 15, 2009
    As part of a campaign promoting Norton Online Backup, Norton is running a contest giving away free bacon-of-the-month memberships simply for lying your ass off and making up a story about losing important computer data. Piece of cake bacon. The rules: 1) You tell us your data... / Continue →
  • October 24, 2009
    So apparently the moon might consist of a network of interconnected tubes, like Swiss cheese. OMG the astronauts are gonna eat it! AAAAAAAAAAH I'M SO JEALOUS! Images have revealed a hole on the Moon's surface that is at least 260 feet deep and may lead to an underground tunn... / Continue →
  • September 1, 2009
    This is a sandworm scene from Dune rendered in LEGO form. I like it, simple but effective. And, not to brag or anything, but I've totally ridden a sandworm to the center of the earth before. It was hot (plus the devil is a real dick), but not as hot as the time I flew a unic... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2009
    That's right folks, a beefed up version of the Conficker virus, Conficker C is scheduled to wreak havoc on April 1st. Your grandparents may think it's just a joke, but it's no joke -- this is real life, son! What's known so far is that on April 1, all infected computers will ... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2009
    I know, I know, I should grow up. I just can't help myself. At least not when there's penis fencing involved. Superficial Writer, en garde! Youtube Thanks to LeftRIGHTleft, a college champion in Tit Kwon Do.... / Continue →
  • February 16, 2009
    And in other Microsoft news, the company is offering up a bounty of $250,000 for any information that leads to the arrest of the authors of a recent computer worm that provides hackers an easy route to identity fraud and theft. It's not the first time Microsoft has offered a r... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2008
    This is what some of the more famous malware looks like in 3D (that particular picture is the PWSLineage trojan). Malwarez is a series of visualization of worms, viruses, trojans and spyware code. For each piece of disassembled code, API calls, memory addresses and subroutin... / Continue →