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  • December 8, 2015
    The Technomancer 2.0 Digital Wizard Hoodie is a $120 hoodie available from ThinkGeek (previously an April Fools' joke that they made real). The hoodie has accelerometers in the sleeves programmed to read nine different spell-casting arm movements, each one of which produces a u... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2015
    Well, Halloween is over, so you all know what that means. "CHRISTMAS FULL STEAM AHEAD." Yep. A couple of my neighbors put their decorations up yesterday. I am going to go over there sometime this week and ring the doorbell and sing carols. And by carols I mean Incubus song... / Continue →
  • December 7, 2012
    Because this is the internet, here's a short video of Gandalf riding a unicycle playing 'Concerning Hobbits' from The Fellowship of the Ring on bagpipes. It's the same dude from Portland that did the Star Wars theme dressed as Darth Vader. Hey, everyone needs a hobby. My fav... / Continue →
  • September 26, 2012
    Yes, that's me. Yes, I'm a wizard. No, that's not my DeLorean (you don't need a time machine when you know magic!). This is my 11,000th Geekologie article. It seems like only yesterday I was writing my 10,000th, but time flies when you're in the middle of a lifelong bender.... / Continue →
  • April 3, 2012
    This is a video of Gandalf longboarding down the street while casting 'you shall not pass' on all the cars stuck behind him. It's KINDA funny, but if I was in one of those cars I wouldn't think so, so I'm kind of up in the air about it. I'm honestly surprised nobody took him ... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2011
    So apparently somebody spent the time to write up a resumé for Harry Potter to become an auror, because, get this -- when it comes to Harry Potter, there are very few things people won't spend the time to do. These are also the same people that won't bother brushing their tee... / Continue →
  • July 25, 2011
    Note: Fuller-res version HERE because I heard you wore a wizard hat to Deathly Hallows Part II for the third time this weekend. Is this what Harry Potter would look like as anime? Yes. Even if it isn't let's just say it is because I've only written three lines about it and I... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2010
    See how I snuck "eye" into mesmerizing? That required a magic potion. Which reminds me -- I need to pick up some more sun-dried witch's nips the next time I'm at the wizard store. Damn yeah I saw Harry Potter trying to sneak into the adults only section last time I was there... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2010
    Note: 3:00 of insane fanboydom after the jump. This is a video of some 20-something crackpot wizard trying to win Moviefone's 'Biggest Harry Potter Fan' contest. Dude even changed his name to Harry Potter. I'm not gonna lie, he sounds like a shoe-in. Also, a sock-out, becau... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2010
    And it probably used to battle that South America/Africa T-rex. Plus guard Greenland's treasure-trove. Kidding, there is no treasure in Greenland. Actually, there isn't much of anything in Greenland except Yetis and cold. No, I suspect this dragon is guarding something much... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2010
    Note: Full-res version right *ABRACADABRA!* HERE. I never read any of the Harry Potter books because they make us real wizards seem kinda twinky, but I have seen part of one of the movies, so I'm basically an expert on the subject. Also, every other subject. Women's fashion?... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2010
    See what I did with the title there? I worked "precious" into it. Stayed up all night coming up with that one. Kidding, the dog just whispered it in my ear. Talking pets (no you can't hump the cat!) aside, each 7-inch doll costs $13 apiece and is available for pre-order now... / Continue →
  • January 24, 2010
    Maybe you already knew this because you're a Hogwarts graduate but Universal Studios is opening a Harry Potter themed section of its Islands of Adventure park in Orlando this spring. Magic! From what i can tell it's gonna be like three rides (NSFW) and twelve ridiculously ove... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2009
    As is evident from the picture, there's just no way to look cool in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle snuggie. Sure I could do it, but I can also bend time with my mind. AND unhook bras -- both front and back closures. Cuddle up with your favorite turtle! Stay nice 'n toasty w... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2009
    Remember the video of the world's drunkest/crunkest/least stand-uppiest man trying to score some beer from the convenience store? Well it turns out he was battling a previously unseen wizard trying to prevent him from drinking and walking. This security footage, enhanced with... / Continue →
  • July 18, 2009
    That's right folks, the recently recreated element 112, which was temporarily known as Ununbium, has finally got it's official name. And it is, drumroll please....Copernicium! Named after Nicolaus Copernicus (who may or may not be the lovechild of Michael Phelps and Andy Sam... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2009
    NSFW VIDEO IS NSFW DUE TO THE WORLD'S SMALLEST PENIS. This is a video from Coachella of a wizard who refuses to put his hat and robe back on (you're doing it wrong!) and instead waves his minuscule penis around like Harry Potter trying to cast a spell of sadness on anyone fool... / Continue →
  • April 16, 2009
    This is a viral ad for Samsung's new I8910 camera phone. I found the guy in the video annoying but I would do his girlfriend. Twice. Once with the lights on. OUR CHALLENGE: GUESS HOW WE DID THIS. This clip was shot on an I8910 HD phone, a new camera phone just released by S... / Continue →