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  • August 27, 2013
    Note: No screencap is gonna do this guy justice, so just hit the jump and skip around the video, but prepare to have your mind BLOWN OFF THE SHELF, then watch the second video showing the routine slowed down 2x and prepare to have your brain SHATTERED INTO A MILLION PIECES AND ... / Continue →
  • September 29, 2011
    I know, I said I was going to post the winners over the weekend, but something came up. Namely, everything I ate. There was pizza, noodles -- some shit I don't even remember eating. Now it's Thursday. God, I've had a lot on my plate okay?! THE SIGN SAID ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT. T... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2011
    Meh, Rygar could do that. Note: Just hit the jump and watch the video, you won't not be impressed. Ever wonder what kind of dedication it takes to win a world yo-yo championship? This kind. The kind where, if a trick goes wrong, you could f***ing choke yourself out. This i... / Continue →
  • July 24, 2011
    Barg, Brad and kw -- congratulations guys, you're today's big winners! Although truthfully, it was probably Tokyoflash that came out on top what with the exposure and all. Exposure, LOL *flashes mammies* So yeah, somebody else send me something cool to give away. Preferably ... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2011
    Commenter #1,705 Keith Veilleux and commenter #3,395 dimebag douglas. Congratulations guys, I'll shoot you an email this weekend for your addresses (which I may or may yes use when signing up for grocery store discount cards). Thanks to everyone who entered, I'm sure Tokyofla... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2010
    Han Ziwen, seen here being carried out of the Beijing Apple store like he just won the big game, was officially the first person in China to purchase an iPad. And, in case you can't read between the shoulder straps, his shirt reads, "I BUY IPAD #1". Mine? "Fruit Freak". Not... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2010
    First the plane-jumping flight attendant, and now a girl who quit her job via a mass-email sent to the entire office containing 33 pictures of her with messages written on a whiteboard. I don't want to ruin it for you, but you should definitely hit the jump to see the part abo... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2010
    Finally, the moment you've all forgotten about been waiting for: the winners of last week's Buckyball giveaway! I promised I'd give a set to the first person with a non-first related comment, and used a random integer generator to select from the more than 6,600 entries for th... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2009
    Apparently a man who's too stupid to realize nobody ever wins anything with those "go to a website and enter the code under your cap" deals (you haven't, don't lie) was offended when the randomly-generated security code at the Coca-Cola website read "U F**KR". Warehouse manage... / Continue →
  • December 2, 2009
    This is a video from the 1991 National Beard and Mustache Championship in Tacoma, Washington featuring THE MOST AMAZING BEARD THIS EYE HAS EVER SEEN (stupid Red Ryder BB Gun). Watch and prepare to be breathtaken (wizardry!). Then, watch me pull my thumb back all the way. Imp... / Continue →
  • November 23, 2009
    Some would argue that I actually belong completely off the upper right side of the chart. And those people would be correct. Infographic of the Day: The Brains vs. Beauty Quandry [fastcompany] Thanks to Zach, whose handsomeness and genius can't even be quantified on a two di... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2009
    This is the winner of the hit television series Ukraine's Got Talent, Kseniya Simonova, showing off her sand manipulating skills. And let me tell you, it's impressive. Almost as impressive as the time I made a three-bucket sandcastle at the beach before the ocean washed it aw... / Continue →
  • September 2, 2009
    That's right folks, you wanna win your very own set of Buckyball rare earth magnets? Well you're in luck, cause I've got 5 free sets to give away! Each set contains 216 powerful rare earth magnets that can be shaped, molded, torn apart and snapped together in UNLIMITED WAYS... / Continue →
  • October 27, 2008
    Well folks, with Valentine's just around the corner I figured I'd do a bunch of holiday-related posts this week. And what better way to get things rolling than with some dude's L337 pumpkin carving skills? Congratulations to Ray Villafane, a sculptor for DC Comics on his win ... / Continue →
  • July 14, 2008
    We've all heard the stories before: some kid crawls into a claw machine trying to snag a free prize. Until now we just had to read about, but here comes the video! Note to parents: no matter what your paternal instincts are telling you, a claw machine is not a suitable babysi... / Continue →