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  • July 2, 2014
    Friends Fun Wine (sounds like a great name to market to kids) are coffee flavored wines with about as much alcohol as a moderate beer. They come in a can. Your mom will love them. Unfortunately, they don't contain any caffeine. They screwed that up. Looks like I'll be stic... / Continue →
  • May 8, 2014
    This is a video of Youtuber Dan Newbie performing the Game of Thrones theme on wine glasses, a pan, a trifle bowl (I know my trifle bowls!), a plastic bucket and one of those big-ass water jugs. You know, the kind you might have delivered to your home or office. There's also ... / Continue →
  • April 16, 2014
    This is a video of Youtuber Dan Newbie performing Super Mario Bros. themes using 48 wine glasses, two pencils and a frying pan. It sounded very pretty. Kinda reminded me of visiting the Caribbean. Granted I've never been, but in my mind that is what it would sound like. And... / Continue →
  • April 10, 2014
    These are Wine-O-Saurs, handcrafted wooden wine bottle holders that look like dinosaurs. They come in Stegosaurus, Parasaur and Dimetrodon species and are the brainchild of Pete Betcher, who sells them in his Etsy store TheBackPackShoppe for $40 apiece (along with Triforce and... / Continue →
  • March 7, 2014
    This is the $500 Miracle Machine, a countertop winemaker that produces wine from water, grape concentrate and yeast in about three days. You just pick the style of wine you want to make, add the appropriate grape concentrates and yeast (available from the Miracle Machine onlin... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2014
    This is the Legless Pirate Cork Screw designed by Nick Lerwill and sold by SUCK UK for $15. You want one? I kind of want one. One time a guy at the bar made me bet him $40 he wouldn't screw the bartender's corkscrew into the skin between his thumb and index finger. He did i... / Continue →
  • October 18, 2013
    Japanese pet supplement company B&H Life has just introduced Nyan Nyan Neoveau, a $4 bottle of hootch brewed specifically for cats. Don't worry about lil Skippers getting drunk and puking in your shoes again though, because the wine is non-alcoholic and "made from Cabernet gra... / Continue →
  • September 12, 2013
    This is a bottle of $100 limited edition Godzilla sake. It's sake that comes in a Godzilla shaped bottle. Will it give you the strength and power to destroy your city? I certainly hope so, I've never liked [imagine your city's name here]. The molding engineer who created th... / Continue →
  • June 3, 2013
    This is a series of $25/bottle Star Trek branded wines from Vinasa Winery in Sonoma, California. They come in three different bottles commemorating three different episodes from the original series. And they are, drumroll please (although I will settle for some beatboxing): '... / Continue →
  • November 20, 2012
    Vino2Go are clear sippy cups made for wine. Think wine is best enjoyed around the dinner table during a meal? Think again, wine is best appreciated ON THE GO. Preferably out of a brown paper bag. The Vino2Go™ wine sippy cup tumbler is the simplicity of style, an active wine... / Continue →
  • September 7, 2012
    You know what the problem with boxed wine is? Absolutely nothing, it's perfect. But for you ladies out there who wish it looked more like a purse to, you know, class things up a bit, there's Vernissage. Available in red, white and rose, the packaging is meant to resemble an ... / Continue →
  • June 19, 2012
    This is a video of somebody playing the Harry Potter theme entirely on the rims of wine glasses. No clue where the hell they got thirty wine glasses from, but my guess is somebody's mom is no stranger to popping a bottle before noon. That's my kinda lady. Love those red teet... / Continue →
  • June 14, 2012
    Seen here hanging out with the shoes of his fallen enemies, a half-ton scrap metal Transformer shows off his wine-storing capabilities. Not bad, Optimus Wino, but let's see how well you store my foot up your ass! HI-YA! Okay, that might need a tetanus shot. Per Craigslist a... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2012
    Certainly brings new meaning to 'cocktail dresses', amirite? No? Nevermind then. Seen here looking terrified at whatever she sees off camera (presumably a dog f***ing a tripod), a model wears a dress made from fermented wine. Mmmm, I bet that smells goooooood. Micro'be' fe... / Continue →
  • April 6, 2012
    This is a Slayer branded wine named after the band's 1986 studio album 'Reign in Blood'. You know, because a lot of people growing up listening to Slayer are older now and have, how should I say it -- more refined palates. Actually I have no clue why this exists and I showed ... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2012
    This is Rob Higg's "automaton" corkscrew. I'm pretty sure it's the exact same or another iteration of this one he made back in 2009, but I COULD be mistaken. Just kidding -- I could be from the future though because my parents have always been kinda shady about it. Anyway, h... / Continue →
  • February 14, 2012
    This is a video of a Rube Goldberg machine built for Valentine's Day. The couple set it into motion as soon as they come in the door, then proceed to get all hot and heavy while it does its thing. Not gonna lie, I was half worried I was gonna see dude's wiener before it was a... / Continue →
  • November 21, 2011
    This is a paper wine bottle. It was designed to help reduce the energy use associated with shipping wine because, I don't know if you've ever been beat in the head with one in a really fancy bar fight before, but those glass bottles are heavy. I'll f***ing kill you, Mr. Monop... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2011
    Ever wanted to see what it looks like when a shelving unit collapses in a liquor store sending almost 7,000 bottles of adult grape juice crashing to the floor? This. This is what that looks like. Although, if it'd happened anywhere near here, you also would have also seen a ... / Continue →
  • March 29, 2011
    Wine: it makes you kiss all sloppy with your tongue and then the whole world spin until you wind up in bed without showering holding one hand against the wall and the other to the floor swearing to Dionysus you'll never drink again if you just don't puke. You'll pass out and n... / Continue →