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  • January 28, 2013
    This is a fancy wooden NES controller coffee table built by the folks at the Bohemian Workbench (who previously built this one). It's made with a bunch of exotic woods, is Wii compatible, comes with a zapper, and costs $7,200. *coughing up blood* That's a lot of money. "Wai... / Continue →
  • August 2, 2011
    This is a Wiimote-controlled fire-breathing robot pony being put through its paces (turning head, breathing fire) at the recent Detroit Maker's Faire by its two mohawk'd creators. The pink one clearly stealing the other's thunder aside, there is absolutely no reason why anybod... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2011
    According to a bunch of industry 'insiders' who are allegedly in the know (but more than likely just lying to impress their favorite video game blogs), a new, ultra-powerful HD Nintendo console will be revealed at the E3 event in June, moving the company out of the stone age an... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2011
    The new Mortal Kombat has been stamped "refused" by the Australian Classification Board and will not be sold in the country (legally anyways -- I'll be selling them on eBay and shipping them there like there's no tomorrow). The decision was made in part due to the realisticall... / Continue →
  • February 25, 2011
    Well folks, this wraps up the 25th anniversary week of the first Zelda game's release. So, in honor of my all-time favorite franchise, here's a super-short video tribute shot by Geekologie Reader Chad (aka SpiderChad). In case you couldn't tell, it was made using miniatures (... / Continue →
  • February 11, 2011
    Seen here looking like he might have smeared a little doodie in the middle of his own forehead, Oliver Smith poses with the Wii game that taught him the word 'shitheads'. Hey -- everybody's gotta learn it sometime. The Wii game Countdown, based on a UK game show of the same n... / Continue →
  • September 7, 2010
    Do you own a Wii? Are you a fan of Dr. Who? No, DOCTOR WHO, that's his name. Huh? OMG I'M GONNA "WHO'S ON FIRST?" YOU IN THE FACE SO HARD YOU'LL WISH YOU NEVER PLAYED LITTLE LEAGUE IF YOU DON'T CUT THAT SHIT OUT. God you piss me off sometimes. Anyway, a Sonic Screwdriver ... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2010
    Note: Videos are after the jump because I didn't want you to get so excited you blow your Geekologie-reading cover at work. The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword was officially announced at E3 yesterday, leaving me with a video game induced boner that made sleeping on my stomach ... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2010
    Some 24-year old chick in Britain fell off her Wii Balance Board and has become a sex addict as a result of the tumble. Hello, city council? This is the president speaking. I want you to repave all the sidewalks with Wii Balance Boards, pronto. It seems that, courtesy of th... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2010
    Kotaku (a video game blog) recently polled its readers and came up with this informational graphic summarizing over 20,000 gamers' tendencies. Although I question how valid it is since there's no mention of teabagging and name-calling or how often I have to mute all the 12-and... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2010
    Many of you are probably thinking I only posted this because I needed something I could just toss up quick and dirty to keep you entertained while I unload a shit-ton of boxes. Well those people are 100% correct and should consider careers in child psychology. jmi3i [izit] ... / Continue →
  • January 18, 2010
    This is a little informational graphic about the different video game consoles. I didn't really bother looking at it for too long because there's a dog biting my leg but I'm sure it's chock-full of interesting facts and figures. Like, uh, women using their WiiMotes to pleasur... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2010
    Because I basically do nothing but sell t-shirts and never see any return on my investment, here's today's tee from Teefury. It's Avatar themed. PLUS Wii themed! Eeeeeeeeeee!! But it's available TODAY ONLY, till midnight central. After that, I'll undoubtedly be featuring t... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2009
    Wiiwaa is a new Wii game that comes with a stuffed animal peripheral. Basically you put a Wiimote (NOT YOUR PENIS) in its mouth and then dry hump it from behind like there's no tomorrow. Because there might not be. Don't believe me? Hit the jump for a video of Weewoo in act... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2009
    It was only a matter of time before somebody realized what a cash cow a baby doll Wiimote peripheral would be. Cover your daughter's eyes, it's Baby and Me! Baby and Me comes with a doll, but not just any doll. This doll features a slot for the Wii remote so that the game can... / Continue →
  • October 30, 2009
    Some guy is a selling a Wii he microwaved on eBay as a piece of art. It is one of the worst pieces of art I have ever seen. Did you hear that? That was Matisse falling out of his wheelchair in heaven. For $5,998 on eBay, you could purchase a Microwaved Wii, which was "creat... / Continue →
  • October 20, 2009
    This is a video of some idiot on the Home Shopping Network trying to sell a Wii bundle that includes the console and 15 piece of shit Wiimote attachments for a staggering $330. He doesn't do a good job, which brought great joy and happiness to my life. Just watch, you can pro... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2009
    Admittedly, Wii Bowling is pretty addictive, but I sure as hell wouldn't stop to play some if I was a drug task force member in the middle of a bust. I'd be too busy stuffing a duffel bag full of free drugs! With guns drawn and flashlights cutting through darkened rooms, Polk... / Continue →
  • August 23, 2009
    This is a video preview of the new Super Mario Bros. coming out for the Wii. It looks promising and I really like how it's a nice throwback to the original. So you know what that means -- I'm gonna beat my brother in the head with the controller if his turn takes too long! (F... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2009
    Two quality parenting posts in a row, whee (literally this time)! Apparently some kids stole a Wii and then had their mom pawn the console so they could split the money. You'll have to excuse me, I'm getting a little choked up just thinking about the quality bonding time they... / Continue →