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  • March 30, 2015
    This is The Bone Throne, a replica of the Iron Throne built by UK-based bondage company Bondara. The throne has 200 rubber dildos attached. Personally, I think there should be way more. There is like, way too much empty space on that throne. I suspect they got cheap and did... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2015
    A Florida pilot recently flew a small private plane into this beautiful penis formation near Orlando, because that's what you do when you're bored and have access to a plane. That, or join the mile high club. But judging from this man's artistry, I assume he's already a plati... / Continue →
  • March 19, 2015
    Dicks By Mail is a service that allows you to anonymously send a bag of edible dicks to anyone you hate for $15. The package comes with a 5-ounce bag of gummy peens and a note that reads 'EAT A BAG OF DICKS'. Pretty straightforward. Although when I first read about it I did ... / Continue →
  • March 5, 2015
    First a post about a quadrocopter. Then one about a quadrocopter and a penis. And now, a full-blown pecker story. I like where this day is headed. A recent international study has revealed the average penis worldwide measures 9.16cm (3.6-inches) in length and 9.31cm (3.7-in... / Continue →
  • March 5, 2015
    Drone hobbyist Chris Anderson taught a group of 14-year old boys how to program a drone's movement using the Tower flight control app, and they immediately ran out and drew this penis. I can't say that I'm surprised, I would have done the exact same thing. Except PHOTOREALIST... / Continue →
  • June 23, 2014
    First Derm is an app that allows you to anonymously send two pics of your wiener to a doctor for $40 and get an STD analysis within 48 hours. Does it itch so bad you might actually scratch your peenor off in the meantime? Go to the clinic immediately. The company also offers... / Continue →
  • May 23, 2014
    This is art student Peiqi Su's "Penis Wall," a wall of 3-D printed johnsons that can dance to music or interact with a viewer. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "Probably not." I'll give you a dollar to run backwards into the wall as fast as you can. The "Penis Wall", as ... / Continue →
  • November 13, 2013
    Note: Video after the jump is 400% NSFW and should not be viewed by anyone ever. You know what? I'm not even going to post the video, just link to it HERE because that's how wrong it is. Because some people's perversion knows no limits, this is a video demo of an Oculus Rift... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2012
    A recent study of emergency room visits published in the Journal of Urology details the top causes of injured dingalings. The results might shock you! Ooooor sneak up from behind and kick you in the bals. Personally, I always injure myself trying to jump over things too high... / Continue →
  • October 31, 2012
    This is a One brand Perfect Fit condom marketed to dudes with long rectangular dingalings. I think. I don't know, it has Tetris on the packaging. On my package? A bunch of cotton-balls I glued there because it's dressing up as a rabbit tonight. I'm going to be a magician. ... / Continue →
  • December 12, 2011
    Being added to the long list of ways I don't want to go, a New Jersey man died earlier this year after a back-alley peen enhancement injection from somebody with zero medical practice went horribly, horribly wrong. I know, I'm as shocked as you are. God, go buy some over-the-... / Continue →
  • September 23, 2011
    This is a screenshot of the totally dope-looking stickman I drew at drawastickman.com. You just go to the site, draw a stickman, then they animate him (F***ING TERRIBLY) and tell you to draw other things (i.e. a key, sword) to help him solve puzzles. Truthfully, I'm making it... / Continue →