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  • September 19, 2014
    Jack Cooksey was Perth, Australia's first person to get his grubby little mitts on the new iPhone 6. So what did he do? Accidentally drop the thing on the concrete trying to open the box during a television interview. Thankfully, the phone survived unscathed. No word if Jac... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2014
    These are two images from the 'Innocence In Danger' public service announcement encouraging parents to monitor their children's internet usage because you never know what they might be looking at. Hopefully not pictures of kids with mouths for eyes. You want an internet babys... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2014
    This is Bat-Llama, who was recently strutting his ass at the Indiana State Fair (somebody buy me a funnel cake). This picture leaves me with so many unanswered questions. Mostly about the kind of life his owner leads. I guarantee the craziest cat lady in the world has got no... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2014
    This is a short video of Youtuber lilmul123 playing a game of Af-Tor at the 2014 Michigan Pinball Expo when the ball gets stuck bouncing perfectly back and forth between a bumper and kicker. He says it went on for several minutes before the bumper's solenoid eventually burnt o... / Continue →
  • April 7, 2014
    Boozehound and Manhattan court stenographer Daniel Kochanski was fired from his position after it was discovered the majority of his typing read 'I hate my job' and nonsensical gibberish. His lackadaisical attitude may have affected as many as 30 cases before being discovered,... / Continue →
  • April 3, 2014
    This is a video of Festo's latest robotic creation, a kangaroo (previously: a bird and brain-sucking jellyfish). Why build a robotic kangaroo? That's just it -- there isn't a good reason. Not a single one. You know how kangaroos are notorious boxers? Well it's not their pu... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2014
    I meant to post this last week but I forgot because I had bigger things on my plate. Namely, a whole fried fish. I PICKED OUT ITS EYEBALLS AND ATE THEM. This is a video of a guy dressed as a Dementor from Harry Potter who comes up to his friend who has engaged a stranger in c... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2014
    This is In Orbit, a hamster wheel 'house' with two sets of furniture (one for inside the wheel, one for out) that can be rotated by its two occupants walking simultaneously in opposite direction to access the various pieces of furniture. The wheel is aligned so both use identi... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2014
    A home intruder in Denver, Colorado allegedly broke into a home and took a selfie on a woman's camera before leaving without any property. For the record, that's f***ing weird. The victim told police she had no idea the man had been inside her home while she was there- until ... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2014
    I was going to post this video last week but then I thought I would tape and upload a video of myself eating three cacti to show the world just how much manlier/stupider I am. Unfortunately, Home Depot didn't have any cacti that were spiky enough to satisfy my ass's lifelong d... / Continue →
  • November 1, 2013
    This is a timelapse of a model being Photoshopped to hell to show just how much computer manipulation goes on in the fashion and advertising worlds. Personally, I think she looked better at the very beginning when she was au naturel, but that's just me and I can see real inner... / Continue →
  • October 30, 2013
    This is a BMW Z4 that was on display at the at the recent China Import and Export Fair in the Guangdong province. It's been painted gold and has a face, scaled wings and tail made from cut mountain yak bone. So if you were worried those yaks died in vain, you can rest a littl... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2013
    Because people stopped making sense and good decision a long time ago, this is the severed heads wedding cake an Austin, Texas, couple had made in their own likeness. I don't really know what to say. I bet the bride's grandmother did though. Probably something along the line... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2013
    These are the crabs arranged to look like a centipede by some unknown dining establishment in the world. I'm guessing somewhere in Japan. Would you eat it? Of course you would, they're just crabs. I would, but I'd have to close my eyes when it came and have a friend put all... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2013
    IMAGE REMOVED This is a picture of a cane toad in Peru that caught a bat in its mouth. Me? I caught a bat in a pillowcase once because it was trapped in my parents screened porch. Then I released him into the night. He promised he would come back to visit, but I never saw hi... / Continue →
  • June 21, 2013
    These are two animal skulls with little clay Super Mario levels recreated on top by artist Tobias Wüstefeld for the We Love 8-Bit art show in Vienna, Austria. Why animal skulls? NO F***ING CLUE. It's art though, so it doesn't have to make sense. Personally, I think the scen... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2013
    This is an ad for a smart phone protective screen cover or something but that's not what's important. What's important is that they mounted a handgun to an octocopter and were firing it at things. I tried tipping off the local authorities to the threat but they told me to sto... / Continue →
  • May 22, 2013
    This is a video of glassblower and skateboarder Robert G. Burch riding his skateboard through a puddle of molten glass. Why? Presumably to combine his two passions in life. Like me when I'm laying down AND playing video games. Hit the jump for the video.... / Continue →
  • May 6, 2013
    This is a video of a drop of liquid mercury reacting to different audio frequencies. Sometimes it makes a blob, sometimes it makes a doughnut, and sometimes a starfish. But it ALWAYS makes its friends feel welcome and wanted because that's what good friends do, unlike mine wh... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2013
    Presumably to compliment his existing brass knuckles and tribal face tattoos, this is a shot of some dude who got his eyelids tattooed to look like they're always open. That's probably gonna make it hard for him to find a sleeping partner. Because I remember dating a girl in ... / Continue →