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Simple Enough: Date Stapler Staples & Dates

The conceptual Date Stapler by Gonglue Jiang staples and dates your papers so you know exactly what day they were collated because you're OCD. *eying document* Oooooh,...
June 22, 2011

Spirals: The Future Of Pen Technology

Kidding, I'm pretty sure the future of pen technology is writing with lasers. Could you imagine signing your name with a laser-pen? I can, and not just...
April 22, 2011

YES: A Foot-Operated Bathroom Door Handle

I hate public restrooms. Most guys in stalls don't even bother trying to muffle their farts EVEN WHEN THEY KNOW THEY'RE NOT ALONE. Plus they smell. Plus...
April 6, 2011

Waffles. On Sticks: The Wafflesicle Machine

Let's not kid ourselves, we all know the best foods come on sticks. Case in point: bacon, corn dogs, chocolate covered bananas and popsicles. AND NOW WAFFLES!...
July 1, 2010

Simple But Genius: Stand-Up Toothbrushes

Stand-up toothbrushes are toothbrushes with an integrated Weeble Wobble (read: weighted base) at one end so they always stand up and don't collect shit particulate laying on...
June 22, 2010

Pure Genius: A Keyhole For Drunk People

Find yourself perpetually drunk? You might have a drinking problem. Kidding, I'm sure you're fine. But if you ever have trouble getting your key in the door...
May 6, 2010