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  • December 11, 2014
    Because this is the world we live in, Norwegian underwear manufacturer Comfyballs was denied a US trademark for their product (obtaining a European trademark was no problem because they're not so prudish over there) because, "The mark does not create a double entendre or other ... / Continue →
  • September 15, 2014
    This is the shot Schenectady High School student Draven Rodriguez is petitioning to be used as his senior yearbook photo. School authorities agreed the photo could appear in the yearbook, just not as his senior photo. Apparently because its Sears Portrait Studio awesomeness w... / Continue →
  • July 30, 2014
    Some parents are outraged after finding out the $25 'You & Me Mommy Change My Diaper Doll' that Toys R Us sells has a penis. Apparently the girl version has a vagina. But parents don't want their kids playing with anatomically correct dolls. Or at least feel the doll should ... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2013
    Note: This is only a small portion of the graphic, hit the jump to see the whole mile-long thing. This is an infographic featuring 50 things that somebody believes every geek should know. That person is obviously not me, because I don't give a shit if you know all or none of ... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2013
    In terrifically boring news, Hasbro has decided to replace one of Monopoly's game pieces with a new one and YOU get to vote which old one gets the boot(!) and which one new one takes its place. These are exciting times we live in! "The tokens are one of the most iconic parts ... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2012
    This is the new cover of DC Comic's Catwoman #52, which is drawing criticism because it looks like she's just an ass with tits and a head. Oh right, I forgot -- because realistic human anatomy has been such a staple in comics lately. What's the big deal? If Catwoman wants to... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2012
    Rex Velvet (who we will now only refer to as Mr. Mustache), Seattle's pretend supervillain hellbent on taking down Phoenix Jones and the rest of his band of misfits (who don't have full-time jobs that prevent them from having the time/energy to run around in costumes at night p... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2012
    Note: Infographic has been cut for the main page, see the entire long-ass thing after the jump. Because apparently some people pleasure themselves to infographics the way normal people like you or I would to dino p0rn, here's another geeks vs. nerds one (even crappier earlier ... / Continue →
  • December 19, 2011
    This is a series of steampunk Disney characters by DeviantARTist MecaniqueFairy. Now there's been some argument about whether they're actually steampunk or not, but if you're spending your time arguing whether something is steampunk or Neo-Victorian, well, that's probably the ... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2011
    I'm digging the parachute shorts/tights combo, bro. Seen here struttin' that ass at a Renaissance Festival, Shakespeare (personally, I shake a trident) nonchalantly carries his pipe behind a row of porta-potties to get a fix. Aaaaaaand now a group of nutjobs want to dig up an... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2011
    Because there's nothing that makes a fanboy pop boners quite like color options (seriously, that's all it takes sometimes -- and only black and white), Apple is releasing the long-awaited white iPhone 4 tomorrow for the same price as the black model. So yeah, if you've been ho... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2011
    OH MAN, WHO'S AS EXCITED ABOUT WINDOWS 8 AS I AM?! If you answered, "go f*** yourself" and picked up something to throw it at me, you might be! And now an early beta of the operating system has been leaked! Plus it can run off of a 16GB flash drive! The future is now! Who ... / Continue →
  • March 28, 2011
    Note: There are two videos after the jump. The first one you can watch. The second one FEATURES REAL-LIFE MOM-NIPS AND SHOULD BE CONSIDERED NSFW unless you're one of those women that'll whip a tit out in a restaurant cause you don't give a f*** if I stare or not (I'm going to... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2011
    Despite thinking it was done in June of last year, the ICANN (no, no I can't either) registry has OFFICIALLY approved the dispatch of .xxx domains for use by pr0n sites. *pre-registers fetish site www.bangingdinoassro.xxx* On Friday in San Francisco, the California nonprofit ... / Continue →
  • February 11, 2011
    Seen here looking like he might have smeared a little doodie in the middle of his own forehead, Oliver Smith poses with the Wii game that taught him the word 'shitheads'. Hey -- everybody's gotta learn it sometime. The Wii game Countdown, based on a UK game show of the same n... / Continue →
  • November 4, 2010
    I have no idea if this is accurate or not. What I do know is I use an iPhone (my only Apple product) and I have NEVER had tits. At least not as big as the girl's in the picture. Well, not after the surgery anyway. But I did used to wear a skirt like that to my tennis tourna... / Continue →
  • October 29, 2010
    Limewire is officially dead, ordered to shut down thanks to a court ruling from a copyright-infringement case brought on by the Recording Industry Association of America. Congratulations, RIAA, way to stick it to the eight people that were still using it. Lime Wire was orderd... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2009
    Apparently a man who's too stupid to realize nobody ever wins anything with those "go to a website and enter the code under your cap" deals (you haven't, don't lie) was offended when the randomly-generated security code at the Coca-Cola website read "U F**KR". Warehouse manage... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2009
    Music fans at the recent UK Download Festival gathered around an EA booth to celebrate the future release of Brutal Legend and set a new 'people simultaneously playing the same song on air guitar' Guinness World Record. In this case, there were 440 people (beating last year's ... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2009
    A bunch of protesters were out holding signs against Electronic Arts during the E3 convention because, hey, fundamentalists get bored too, you know. And apparently they don't play video games. It seems that gaming giant EA, (that's Electronic Anti-Christ for those of you chur... / Continue →