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How To: Make A Milk Jug Stormtrooper Helmet

Want to make your own low-cost Stormtrooper helmet? All it takes is a couple milk jugs, some glue, paint and absolutely zero interest in winning this year's...
October 8, 2010

White Strawberries That Taste Like Pineapple

Pineberries look like albino strawberries and taste like pineapples. WTF IS UP WITH THAT, MOTHER NATURE? Bitch you crazy as hell! Grown in glasshouses, pineberries start off...
March 31, 2010

Mutant!: Rare All-Black King Penguin Spotted

National Geographic photographer Andrew Evans recently spotted this rare color mutation of a King Penguin on the island of South Georgia, near Alabama Antarctica. Apparently the all-black...
March 11, 2010

BA-BOOM: This Vase Is The Bomb, Son!

Can you believe that's actually the title I used? Me neither. Maybe I'll come back and change it later (read: I won't). So, A Peaceful Bomb Vase...
April 27, 2009

UPDATE: Gallery Of Sexy Stormtroopers

GALLERY SLIIIGHTLY NSFW FOR A FEW WOMEN IN CONSERVATIVE LINGERIE. I have never been more confused by a picture in my entire life. I mean, WTF is...
January 26, 2009

Who Knew?: Vader Drives A Sports Car

First we discovered Lotus Exiges are standard issue for Imperial Stormtroopers, and now that Vader blasts around in a little Ariel Atom. What next, JarJar in a...
January 24, 2009

Stormtroopering Pays More Than Expected

This is a picture of an Imperial Stormtrooper driving a Lotus Exige. And you know, it really got me thinking -- why am I hanging with this...
January 22, 2009

Sharpie Lamborghini For Sale on eBay

Remember the Sharpie Lamborghini posted a couple months ago? Well it's back, and this time on eBay. That's right folks, for the low, low price of somewhere...
November 12, 2008

I Want: A Skull Shaped Deprivation Chamber

The Sensory Deprivation Skull is a little room you climb into when your wife won't stop nagging you about "cutting the grass" and "getting a job". It...
September 12, 2008

Toilet Tunes Prevents Unwanted Situations

The Toilet Tunes Automatic Bathroom Entertainment device plays music whenever your toilet lid is up. You get to choose what you listen to, like soothing jazz, Latin...
November 20, 2007

Dodge Avenger StormTrooper Is Very White

The Dodge Avenger StormTrooper is just that -- a Dodge Avenger concept with StormTrooper styling. Which basically means it's very white, and sort of menacing looking (for...
October 24, 2007