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  • September 7, 2012
    Did you know earth is that small compared to the sun? Oh you did? Well did you know earth really isn't that close to the sun? You knew that too, huh? Well excuse me for trying to educate, Mr. Smarty Pants. MASSIVE SOLAR ERUPTION!: This "long filament of solar material," a... / Continue →
  • August 29, 2012
    This is the very touching (I cried) presidential speech prepared in the event Neil Armstrong and Edwin 'Buzz' Aldrin got stuck on the moon and wouldn't be returning home to earth. Thankfully, it never had to be delivered. NOW ENOUGH LOLLYGAGGING, LET'S GET SOME MORE MEN UP TH... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2011
    [Note to self: remember to delete this tomorrow] So the server spazzed out last night and the last backup was Tuesday afternoon but we've managed to repopulate all of yesterday's eight missing posts (from sea to shining sea the Navy Laser/Gun combo to the Wet Water Homoerotic ... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2011
    Get it, thin mints? EAT A CHEESEBURGER, LADY! Cookie-purveying giant Girl Scouts of America have decided to cut several of the crappy-ass varieties from their cookie lineup this year, and focus their efforts on hocking the much more delicious (and fattening) flavors. SAMOOOA... / Continue →
  • August 11, 2010
    Apparently researchers have finally discovered just how many moves it takes to solve any Rubik's Cube combination. And that number is 20. We're all sleeping well tonight! The international team used a bank of computers at Google to help crank through the solutions. The fig... / Continue →
  • February 11, 2010
    This is a video of a cat fighting a robot. I don't want to ruin it for you, but it does have a happy ending. Now I know what you're thinking, "HOLY SHIT -- SENSUAL YOUTUBE MASSAGES?!" No moron, you think I'd be writing if those existed? Video of cat vs. robot (Spoiler: cat ... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2009
    Remember how you heard J.J. Abrams snuck R2-D2 somewhere in the new Star Trek movie? And remember how you kept going back to the theater with the hopes of spotting him? God, you need a hobby. I dunno, World of Warcraft or something. Anyway, thanks to the recent release of th... / Continue →
  • November 6, 2009
    Apparently coming back from the future to destroy itself isn't the only problem the Large Hadron Collider has to face, now it's being sabotaged by crumb dropping birds. CODE BREAD! CODE BREAD! The Large Hadron Collider, the world's most powerful particle accelerator, just ca... / Continue →