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  • September 23, 2014
    Because you can only drink so many Pumpkin Spice Lattes a day, Starbucks is now testing Dark Barrel Latte, a coffee drink designed to mimic the taste of Guinness. Unfortunately, the drink contains zero alcohol, making it much more lucrative to go to your local pub and order a ... / Continue →
  • September 23, 2014
    Grace Ann is a conservative Christian mother (and possible troll) in the process of rewriting Harry Potter into 'Hogwarts School Of Prayer And Miracles', a God-fearing tale her kids can read without turning into witches. Like, that's her concern. You know, because that's happ... / Continue →
  • September 18, 2014
    "Hey -- check out the picture of this @sshole." Netropolitan is a new social network for the rich. It costs $9,000 to join and $3,000 yearly in membership dues. It's supposed to serve the purpose of an 'online country club'. I just joined. Oh -- and I just got my first wa... / Continue →
  • September 15, 2014
    A Thai textbook publisher learned the hard way that maybe you shouldn't just print random images off the internet after it was discovered the photo they used on their edition of 'Basic Mathematics' is actually from the cover of Japanese p0rn film 'Costume Play Working Girl' sta... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2014
    Fart Code is a free app that allows you to scan barcodes and determine how bad the ingredients in what you're about to eat are going to make you bust awful, brain-cell killing farts. You just scan a code and it brings up a list of ingredients that are known toot-producers, and... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2014
    This is 'Should You Trust That Doctor?,' a chart developed by College Humor's Shea Strauss that shows whether or not you can rely on a particular doctor. But, despite being advertised as 'A Definitive Ranking Of Every Pop Culture Doctor Ever', Dr. House is surprisingly absent ... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2014
    WARNING: A lot of dirty words, because dirty words make things seem realer. This is an entirely (and poorly) staged video of a dad running over his deadbeat son's XBox game collection with the lawnmower. The whole thing is cringe-worthy, particularly the very beginning to the... / Continue →
  • August 22, 2014
    NOTE: MAJOR SEASON FOUR SPOILERS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. DON'T WATCH IF YOU AREN'T CAUGHT UP. I DON'T NEED YOU RUNNING OFF AND CRYING TO YOUR MOM THEN HAVING HER CALL ME TO CHEW ME OUT. This is a series of clips from Game of Thrones season four with the audio removed and o... / Continue →
  • August 8, 2014
    ZORAK?! This is a video of a semi-transparent glass mantis gnawing on a blue bottle fly. You can see the pieces of the fly traveling through the mantis's body as it's digested. Eventually, those pieces will become doodoo. And that dookie will fertilize the earth, eventually... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2014
    This is the Pizza Thrower (based on this old 1989 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle toy that I didn't have but my best friend did) that Pizza Hut teamed up with Paramount Pictures and Syyn Labs to build and bring to San Diego Comic-Con. It can shoot pizzas (with the pan they're bake... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2014
    In news that shouldn't surprise anybody who knows Facebook is actually run by the heartless Illuminati, the company has admitted to conducting an arguably unethical emotion-altering experiment on some users to gauge just how easily it will be over to take over the world via soc... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2014
    This is the blood and guts camping tent designed by artist Andrea Hasler. It's made out of wax-covered fiberglass (try carrying that in your backpack!) and doesn't look that comfortable to sleep in. Of course, if it's cold and raining out anything is better than getting eaten... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2014
    Note: Larger version HERE just in case you have one of those home phones with the giant number buttons made for grandparents. This is a flowchart made by the folks at Silver Oak Online Casino (who surprisingly don't just suggest you only play online poker) of how to pick the p... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2014
    This is Amazing Map's United States of Autocomplete, a guide to the 54 states-- "There's only 50." Really? This is the United States of Autocomplete, a guide to the 50 states per the first Google autocomplete result for typing, "Why is [a state] so...". As you can see, most ... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2014
    Hasbro has announced a new line of Transformer toys that abandon the old, complicated transformation process and will instead transform with "the push of a button or flick of the wrist." Why? I'm not sure, but I think it's either because kids are getting lazier or Hasbro's ge... / Continue →
  • January 22, 2014
    Because Hollywood is full of piss-poor decision making, Carrie Fisher has confirmed her return to the Star Wars universe, along with Mark Hamill and Harrison Ford. DON'T YOU SCREW THIS UP, JJ. JJ [Abrams] recently revealed the script for Star Wars: Episode VII has been writte... / Continue →
  • December 19, 2013
    Because who has the patience for a human waiter to walk your food out to you (what is this, the 1900's? I had sex with a hologram before work this morning), the C One Espresso Cafe in New Zealand will start delivering sliders and fries in pneumatic tubes, straight to your tabl... / Continue →
  • December 3, 2013
    These are the fifty states (excluding Georgia for some reason but including the District of Columbia) ranked according to peenor size per data gathered by online condom retailer Condomania. It could be 100% inaccurate though because all they really did was tally what percentag... / Continue →
  • December 3, 2013
    Science. Science is the word of the year. How did they choose it? I'm not sure, but probably not out of a hat like my parents named me (my name is L/XL, Made In Indonesia). ...by figuring out which of their most popular words experienced the biggest spike in lookups this ... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2013
    Because what's the purpose of a snowboarding boot if not to draw attention to yourself, Nike has just introduced the LunarENDOR QS, a snowboarding boot with a light-up swoosh powered by 30-LED's. Cool, but I wore Superman shoes that lit up every time I took a step when I was a... / Continue →