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  • February 26, 2016
    This is the MacBook selfie stick, a two-handed selfie stick for MacBooks created by artists Moises, John Yuyi and Tom Galle. They aren't actually selling the device, but rather created it as a social commentary on our "obsession with self and vanity," because that's completely... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2016
    Because people have sex on the brain 24/7 (or in my case 24/6 because I refuse to acknowledge Mondays), some parents have called out Target for selling these Star Wars pool diving sticks that look kinda sorta a little bit like dildos. Please, everything looks like a dildo. If... / Continue →
  • January 19, 2016
    This is a video of Grace Randolph from Youtube channel Beyond The Trailer discussing why she made a Change.org petition for 20th Century Fox to make a PG-13 edit of Deadpool so an 8-year old's mom will let him go see it. This would not have happened twenty years ago if I was a... / Continue →
  • November 6, 2015
    Note: If you haven't already seen the Japanese trailer for The Force Awakens with EXTRA SCENES, go watch that over at IWatchStuff. Because what good is a movie everybody is excited about if you can't use it to sell batteries, this is a Star Wars themed Duracell commercial. It... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2015
    William Shatner (or Williams Shatner as Fox News called him in their headline because they take journalistic integrity almost as seriously as I do) recently headed to Twitter to diss the Star Wars franchise. Specifically by insinuating some of the elements of the films were li... / Continue →
  • May 18, 2015
    Jamiroquai Game is a video game (playable and downloadable HERE) that recreates the famous moving room music video for Jamiroquai's 1996 hit 'Virtual Insanity'. The object is to not get hit by a couch. If you get hit by a couch you lose. If you get hit by a couch in real lif... / Continue →
  • February 20, 2015
    This is the first look of Jason Momoa (Khal Drogo from Game of Thrones) as Aquaman in the upcoming Batman v Superman film. Jason will also reprise the role in the 2018 Aquaman movie. So, what do you think? I thought they would have gone with somebody a little more twinky. T... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2015
    Fake, the shadows are all wrong! You can tell it's fake because there's no horribly misspelled name on the cup. Nice try, Starbucks marketing. This is the Starbucks cup some random customer allegedly decorated with a detailed map of Middle Earth. Did he draw it all from me... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2014
    Vape. *Womp womp* The Oxford Dictionary (not to be confused with Merriam-Webster, who will release their own disappointing word of the year soon) chose vape as its 2014 word of the year. Pretty weird considering my spell-check doesn't even recognize it as a word at all. T... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2014
    Toys R Us has announced it will pull the Walter White and Jesse Pinkman action figures it's stores have been selling after Florida mom Susan Schrivjer started an online petition to have the Breaking Bad figures removed. You know, despite the fact the toys were only sold in the... / Continue →
  • October 22, 2014
    Oh-hoh-hoh -- zat is ze second largest butt plug I have seen! A group of angry art-critic vandals successfully deflated American artist Paul McCarthy's work "Tree", which had been on display in Paris's Place Vendôme as part of an international contemporary art fair. The piece... / Continue →
  • October 9, 2014
    This is the entirely family friendly P0rnhub billboard that the company had up in Time Square for almost a full 24 hours before the DoubleTree Hotel (the building behind the billboard) had it taken down. Presumably because they want you to spend $16 apiece renting p0rnos in yo... / Continue →
  • September 23, 2014
    Because you can only drink so many Pumpkin Spice Lattes a day, Starbucks is now testing Dark Barrel Latte, a coffee drink designed to mimic the taste of Guinness. Unfortunately, the drink contains zero alcohol, making it much more lucrative to go to your local pub and order a ... / Continue →
  • September 23, 2014
    Grace Ann is a conservative Christian mother (and possible troll) in the process of rewriting Harry Potter into 'Hogwarts School Of Prayer And Miracles', a God-fearing tale her kids can read without turning into witches. Like, that's her concern. You know, because that's happ... / Continue →
  • September 18, 2014
    "Hey -- check out the picture of this @sshole." Netropolitan is a new social network for the rich. It costs $9,000 to join and $3,000 yearly in membership dues. It's supposed to serve the purpose of an 'online country club'. I just joined. Oh -- and I just got my first wa... / Continue →
  • September 15, 2014
    A Thai textbook publisher learned the hard way that maybe you shouldn't just print random images off the internet after it was discovered the photo they used on their edition of 'Basic Mathematics' is actually from the cover of Japanese p0rn film 'Costume Play Working Girl' sta... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2014
    Fart Code is a free app that allows you to scan barcodes and determine how bad the ingredients in what you're about to eat are going to make you bust awful, brain-cell killing farts. You just scan a code and it brings up a list of ingredients that are known toot-producers, and... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2014
    This is 'Should You Trust That Doctor?,' a chart developed by College Humor's Shea Strauss that shows whether or not you can rely on a particular doctor. But, despite being advertised as 'A Definitive Ranking Of Every Pop Culture Doctor Ever', Dr. House is surprisingly absent ... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2014
    WARNING: A lot of dirty words, because dirty words make things seem realer. This is an entirely (and poorly) staged video of a dad running over his deadbeat son's XBox game collection with the lawnmower. The whole thing is cringe-worthy, particularly the very beginning to the... / Continue →
  • August 22, 2014
    NOTE: MAJOR SEASON FOUR SPOILERS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. DON'T WATCH IF YOU AREN'T CAUGHT UP. I DON'T NEED YOU RUNNING OFF AND CRYING TO YOUR MOM THEN HAVING HER CALL ME TO CHEW ME OUT. This is a series of clips from Game of Thrones season four with the audio removed and o... / Continue →